Jark

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We as humans should have the right to flip any bike parked in a normal parking stall

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Jason McGown is the reason BYU is losing this game.

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Dang who knew the Big 12 was that deep

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Chocolate coconut milk from Dutch Bros is so good I need it injected into my veins

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Sandwich

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@adderallgod1

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Who knew the guys that made the Africa sing also made toilets. Learn something new everyday.

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Congrats to the Pistons on winning their first playoff game in years with a whopping zero points!

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Watching high school musical realizing I could clamp that mf Troy Bolton. Any shot he tries to make I will be there. Three? Blocked. Jumpshot? Blocked. Free throw? I will make him miss. Whoever he thinks he is I’m that but better.

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Diddy is in the game guys, you do tasks for him.

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March Madness is really awesome and all but I hate when your team is down 20 and all I hear is that Abracadabra oo oo na na

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This and her bouncing on it

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Guys do not get the popcorn chicken cup from Walmart. It will destroy relationships.

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Went to a concert with the boy the other day and this dude has the audacity to ask in between songs “Are you guys in a band?” Never seen a more flabbergasted look. Anyways shout out to The Dirty Nil.

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I hate when they read my order back to me at a drive through like damn I really ordered all of that?

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I made a workout playlist what do you guys think?

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Went to Texas Roadhouse yesterday with my family and my 3 year old cousin was there. After I ordered the usual Chicken fingers, fries, and Mac n Cheese my waitress says “I didn’t know we had two 3 year olds today” Utterly devastating.

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Dennys popping this NYE. Hour and a half wait for a table and high school kids snorting salt. Starting 2025 off right.

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They gave him a slutty little mustache to distract us from the fact that spongebob was not in the movie

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In Mexico and went to the channel labeled “Monday Night Football” this may be better tbh.