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Apologetic Misanthrope. Good at some stuff. I like long walks on the beach, portmanteaus, and portly man toes. Not willing to relocate to San Francisco.

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Happy International Hangover Day!

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Every time I fry an egg, I think about drugs now. Thanks, 1990s.

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Hello, I haven't tweeted in a while. Here's the Glory Hole at Pony in Seattle. Glory Hole in excelsis deo. Goodbye.

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@jpbrammer Calling all fin subs! Calling all fin subs!

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@Spice__Weasel Chicken feed corn.

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@jandersen Now I've got Camper Van Beethoven's Matchstick Men cover running on a loop in my head.

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@cafedujord This joke makes sense.

But... wait.... wait... so..... "affordable" and "market rate" are two different things? 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️Can someone explain "markets" to me again?

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@reese_shapiro They were very obviously not listening.

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Notable Seattle landmarks: the corner of Bellevue, Bellevue and Bellevue.

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Looking forward to attending some demasquerades this summer!

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Seattle would like me to know that one *can* in fact have a winter thunderstorm. Neat.

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@jandersen I'm pretty sure mine would be a room from an episode of "Hoarders"

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@Spice__Weasel Sometimes I wish you could just livestream your job to us.

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Please caption this for me.

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The tilted hat of this lamppost has created an oddly curbed ice-sickle.

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

https://t.co/mpAHSRvGs1

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A 6-hour power outage just ended.... The lights came back on and we both realized we were a little tipsier than we realized; very "closing time" kind of energy.

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@SEACityLight Yay, our power is finally back. Big thanks to whoever was working late in this cold snowy weather!

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@jasonostrander So... is this the "Nachos Mexican" to Spaghetti-os pie's "spaghetti Italian"?

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I feel attacked.

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yeah sex is great but have you ever gone on zillow