Jared Bloom

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Although physicists can’t explain it, this exact pitcher was somehow simultaneously in 86% of American homes in 1978.

[Jared Bloom @JBloom594]

@GetIggyWithIt I'm surprised they can play that well after those beer solos

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[calls my sister while babysitting her kids] are they allowed to smoke inside

[Jared Bloom @JBloom594]

@ThomasRhett can you please play That Ain't My Truck tonight at #JamboreeInTheHills?

[Jared Bloom @JBloom594]

The derby is just not the same without Berman.

[Jared Bloom @JBloom594]

@KeatonRJTL Nice. Hope to see you out there.

[Jared Bloom @JBloom594]

375 wins. 62 playoff wins. Thank you Fleury. Best of luck.

[Kalvin @KalvinMacleod]

HER: because you're so juvenile this relationship is over

ME: [through walkie talkie] this relationship is what, over

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

*just fucking kills it at harmonica*

[Jared Bloom @JBloom594]

Is there no difference between a "like" and a "re-tweet" now? Why am I seeing "likes" come up on my page?

[Jared Bloom @JBloom594]

Max and Roxanne. The real American love story.

[Olly iConic @OllyiConic]

Surprise your buddy by putting on clown makeup and dying in his attic.

[Jared Bloom @JBloom594]

Finally finished the @CbusAleTrail. What a great time!

[Jared Bloom @JBloom594]

@cbusbrewadv @CbusAleTrail only 2 stops left!

[Jared Bloom @JBloom594]

I went trick or treating and all I got was a bag full of rocks -Charlie Brown

[Jared Bloom @JBloom594]

@KeatonRJTL dang. Hopefully next year then man.

[Jared Bloom @JBloom594]

'Cause some of that stuff don't sound much different than Dylan #AlanJackson #jambo16

[Jared Bloom @JBloom594]

I think I nailed the Phil Vassar preview on snapchat #jamboreeinthehills