Joey Mack

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[Joey Mack @JBM3_]

If you taxidermy a pet you should go to prison.

[Joey Mack @JBM3_]

No respect for anyone who leans over the glass on the Chipotle line, terrible form.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

being in a conclave sounds sick. just locked in a room with your absolute boys voting on which one of your friends is just gonna be the man until they die

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There’s no one worse than the dude who hits the heavy bag at a commercial gym.

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I can’t be trusted around some tandoori naan.

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Inflation hit pizza the hardest

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Show me a man that claims to not want a Toyota 4Runner and I’ll show you a liar.

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Pop tarts are members of the Ravioli family.

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It’s a shame that the service dogs are always the ones I wanna pet the most.

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The “are you going to be eating in the car?” Question in the in-n-out drive thru feels like an attack

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Why has no one fixed the TV show to commercial volume differential.

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Way to go, buddy. It took us three days to make that potato salad.

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The world needs a frank ocean album.

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Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, and Stephen Colbert are all the same person.

[Naval @naval]

The worst reason to promote people is seniority.

[Joey Mack @JBM3_]

I’m talking to u @gotmilk

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The big milk agenda was pushed so hard on us in elementary school

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It’s that time of year when Wikipedia starts begging for money.

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I lied this is a great album

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Donda sounds like Kanye recorded it on the memo app on his phone