Jeff Bochon

industrial athlete

[Marcus Finn © @marcus_finn14]

Dont give a fuuuck

[Jeff Bochon @jboch28]

Nobody:

Person with a Samsung: yeah it actually has way better features then the iPhone I’m so happy I bought one

[Jeff Bochon @jboch28]

@BoopStats Especially since the players won’t try hard if personal stats don’t count because they’re all conceited

[Jeff Bochon @jboch28]

@CoededMarshall You and the 6?????

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

*tom Wilson comes out to warmups with a rocket launcher. He fires it across the ice, the explosion kills half the other team. He’s laughing hysterically. He fires another rocket. The entire other team is fucking dead on the ice*

46 year old in upper bowl: rent free

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

*whistle blows. A scrum ensues. Tom Wilson pulls out a pistol and starts shooting guys on the other team. They’re all dead. He reloads. He then shoots everyone on HIS team. Everyone dies. Blood everywhere.*

Caps fan in crowd: thats hockey baby

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

$5,000 for that weird psychotic temper tantrum. Good call here, I think it’s better to wait until he breaks someone’s neck to give any games. I’ll tweet you guys next time when the next incident happens. Talk soon.

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

Young Beezer's in the cut and picking corners.

#AnytimeAnywhere | #PHIvsNYR

[Odell Beckham Jr @obj]

If u kno...u just kno

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[Drake Direct @DrakeDirect]

Drake’s Take Care has now officially spent 400 total weeks on the Billboard 200.

[Jeff Bochon @jboch28]

Well well, if it isn’t the old “close-your-eyes-with-no-alarm-set-and-hope-you-wake-up” trick

[Jeff Bochon @jboch28]

Idk man I just work here

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

Lil Baby going legend right in front of our eyes!

[Jeff Bochon @jboch28]

🤒 https://t.co/oUMNQFuC02

[Jeff Bochon @jboch28]

The best ever

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Drake has mastered the art of making hits 💿

https://t.co/fN34sc6UhG

[Jeff Bochon @jboch28]

@XXL Hilarious