Jordan Sanderson

22 - Residing in Murcia. Living life and working on a master plan

[Jordan Sanderson @JBone412]

If I can learn all my lines for the school play then why these fuckers need prompt cards after months of planning. Shoddy work #Coronation

[Jordan Sanderson @JBone412]

@AldiUK Hands down gotta be the garlic dip! Simple yet satisfying #AldiPlatinumPrizes

[Jordan Sanderson @JBone412]

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[Jordan Sanderson @JBone412]

@boohooMAN #MANDay

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Marks & Snitches more like. #FreeCuthbert

[Jordan Sanderson @JBone412]

@boohooMAN #boohooMANday could do with a new coat its freezing

[Jordan Sanderson @JBone412]

@boohooMAN #boohooMANBlackFriday

[Jordan Sanderson @JBone412]

@boohooMAN #boohooMANBlackFriday Could do with one of those big winter coats🙏

[Jordan Sanderson @JBone412]

@ASOS I like big deals and I cannot lie #ASOSBlackFriday

Maybe I can finally put the last of my order in now 😬😬😬

[Jordan Sanderson @JBone412]

@ASOS Happy Black Friday #AsosBlackFriday

[Jordan Sanderson @JBone412]

@OntheBeachUK Please can someone contact me regarding a recent booking. Severely unhappy at the level of incompetence displayed by staff and need this sorting ASAP

[Jordan Sanderson @JBone412]

When you’ve been looking forward to this all day then realise @NandosUK have mugged you off #Sneaky 😡

[Jordan Sanderson @JBone412]

Not even 9am on a Monday morning and I’m already ready to get blackout drunk and make terrible decisions

[Jordan Sanderson @JBone412]

I’m half hour into #AbductedInPlainSight and I’m struggling.

How you gonna let a grown man sleep in your daughters bed most nights for 6 months?

Shits not adding up. Giving me a headache.

#pureshit

[Jordan Sanderson @JBone412]

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#Summer #BeerGarden #SummerVibes #MoodyBoat https://t.co/PV3qWpZrFb

[Jordan Sanderson @JBone412]

Far too cold for life this morning 😩

[Jordan Sanderson @JBone412]

Sort it out Eubank!

[Jordan Sanderson @JBone412]

@Uber_Support Not understanding why two drivers have rung me asking where I’m being dropped off and both of them cancelling. Hope this third one doesn’t cancel 🙄#Unreliable

[Jordan Sanderson @JBone412]

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[Biz - I support Bunda United @LethalBizzle]

Who’s got the hardest verse on this? Out at midnight #MansNotHotRemix