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[J @JBONE83]

We are currently in the singularity

[Kalshi Crypto @Kalshi_Crypto]

JUST IN: $155,000,000 worth of crypto longs liquidated in the past hour

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: 60% chance Bitcoin falls below $50,000

[J @JBONE83]

@wholemars All new physics

[Tokyo @Tokyo_pi1]

An orthodontist just called Dave Ramsey with $1,000,000 in student loans.

Dave’s response was brutal.

DAVE: “How much is the interest alone every month?”

CALLER: “$5,800.”

DAVE : “So you’re bleeding $70,000 a year before you pay a single dollar of principal. Got it.”

CALLER: “I’m making $250k. Should I do income-based repayment?”

DAVE: “That’s like bailing out a sinking boat with a coffee cup. The water’s still winning.”

DAVE: “You drive a nice car?”

CALLER: “Well”

DAVE: “Sell it.”

CALLER: “I just”

DAVE: “SELL. IT.”

DAVE: “You need to live like a broke college student. Ramen. Roommates. No vacations. You are not rich.
You are $1,000,000 in the hole. ACT LIKE IT.”

[Kalshi Crypto @Kalshi_Crypto]

BREAKING: 85% chance Bitcoin hits $60,000 before $100,000

[J @JBONE83]

@BillyM2k @grok what do you think?

[J @JBONE83]

@MTSlive @grok what could this unlock?

@Ajax_Tornado

[J @JBONE83]

@shaguncrypto @grok what say you

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

I just set up a Robinhood agentic trading account and gave it $1,000.

I told the agent to go invest the money in the stock market and try to maximize long term returns. Let’s see how its returns compare to mine.

[Dominic Michael Tripi @DMichaelTripi]

NEW: 1 in 3 American men of working age not seeking any form of employment, per WSJ.

[Max Crypto @MaxCrypto]

THIS IS INSANE.

$710,000,000,000 has now been added to the US stock market in the last 3 hours.

[J @JBONE83]

@wholemars I put in

[J @JBONE83]

@esherifftv I did it

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

And so it begins.

Sofi users can now submit their indication of interest for @SpaceX IPO shares. Sofi is one of a handful of brokerages listed in SpaceX’s S-1 filing to allocate IPO shares to retail investors.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Fidelity lowers the minimum account requirement for the SpaceX IPO from as high as $500,000 to just $2,000.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: $3.5 trillion Goldman Sachs expects SpaceX's AI revenue to surge 100x by 2030.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Over 50% of all Bitcoin $BTC in circulation is now held at an unrealized loss.

[J @JBONE83]

@howwedie High cholesterol increases heart attacks. Choose your adventure

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: 90% chance Bitcoin falls below $60,000

[Kalshi Crypto @Kalshi_Crypto]

BREAKING: $1.8B worth of crypto liquidated in the past 24 hours

This marks the largest daily crypto liquidation since January 2026