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[J @JBONE83]

We are currently in the singularity

[J @JBONE83]

@wholemars All new physics

[Tokyo @Tokyo_pi1]

An orthodontist just called Dave Ramsey with $1,000,000 in student loans.

Dave’s response was brutal.

DAVE: “How much is the interest alone every month?”

CALLER: “$5,800.”

DAVE : “So you’re bleeding $70,000 a year before you pay a single dollar of principal. Got it.”

CALLER: “I’m making $250k. Should I do income-based repayment?”

DAVE: “That’s like bailing out a sinking boat with a coffee cup. The water’s still winning.”

DAVE: “You drive a nice car?”

CALLER: “Well”

DAVE: “Sell it.”

CALLER: “I just”

DAVE: “SELL. IT.”

DAVE: “You need to live like a broke college student. Ramen. Roommates. No vacations. You are not rich.
You are $1,000,000 in the hole. ACT LIKE IT.”

[Kalshi Crypto @Kalshi_Crypto]

BREAKING: 85% chance Bitcoin hits $60,000 before $100,000

[J @JBONE83]

@BillyM2k @grok what do you think?

[J @JBONE83]

@MTSlive @grok what could this unlock?

@Ajax_Tornado

[J @JBONE83]

@shaguncrypto @grok what say you

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

I just set up a Robinhood agentic trading account and gave it $1,000.

I told the agent to go invest the money in the stock market and try to maximize long term returns. Let’s see how its returns compare to mine.

[Dominic Michael Tripi @DMichaelTripi]

NEW: 1 in 3 American men of working age not seeking any form of employment, per WSJ.

[Max Crypto @MaxCrypto]

THIS IS INSANE.

$710,000,000,000 has now been added to the US stock market in the last 3 hours.

[J @JBONE83]

@wholemars I put in

[J @JBONE83]

@esherifftv I did it

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

And so it begins.

Sofi users can now submit their indication of interest for @SpaceX IPO shares. Sofi is one of a handful of brokerages listed in SpaceX’s S-1 filing to allocate IPO shares to retail investors.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Fidelity lowers the minimum account requirement for the SpaceX IPO from as high as $500,000 to just $2,000.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: $3.5 trillion Goldman Sachs expects SpaceX's AI revenue to surge 100x by 2030.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Over 50% of all Bitcoin $BTC in circulation is now held at an unrealized loss.

[J @JBONE83]

@howwedie High cholesterol increases heart attacks. Choose your adventure

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: 90% chance Bitcoin falls below $60,000

[Kalshi Crypto @Kalshi_Crypto]

BREAKING: $1.8B worth of crypto liquidated in the past 24 hours

This marks the largest daily crypto liquidation since January 2026

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Whatever [the next outbreak] is, we ain’t ready for it. We still have anti-vaxxers running around.”

“I don’t trust scientists. I saw a YouTube video, so I’m not going to take it.” (mocking)

“I don’t want you to ever forget this story.”

“20,000 years ago, we’re in the cave. Do you know what the life expectancy was?”

Shannon Sharpe: “10 years? 15 years?”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “30. Half of everyone born was dead before they were 30.”

Shannon Sharpe: “Wow!!!”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Fast forward to 1840… everyone born in the world was dead by the age of 35. We gained five years of life expectancy. And every one of them ate organic, breathed clean air… Science matters here.”

“We’ve doubled the life expectancy with antibiotics, vaccines, and sanitation. The three biggest forces operating on our longevity. So to come around and say I don’t need vaccines because I’m not getting sick, that’s like saying, why are you using dandruff shampoo? You don’t have dandruff.”

Shannon Sharpe: “Well, I don’t want to get it.”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “That’s my point. If you’re successful, people think you don’t need it when that’s what’s creating the ongoing success in the first place.”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@amuse @alx We are gradually widening the availability of X Money