mystery man

I tweet when I feel like. I may have my dogs attack you.

[mystery man @jboneav]

#num num num guess what #EdSheeran song describes my mental state 🍻 #YOLO

[mystery man @jboneav]

I have white teeth. My phone has blue teeth.

[mystery man @jboneav]

The names Garry. Hung Garry. Somebody give me some food. (Chicken schnitzel preferred). Thanks in advance.

[mystery man @jboneav]

Pop

[mystery man @jboneav]

What do you call a T that's far away? ...

A fart.

#joke #jokeoftheday #funny #lol

[mystery man @jboneav]

#nothing

[mystery man @jboneav]

#hi

[mystery man @jboneav]

Hi

[mystery man @jboneav]

I treat my body like a temple so I can treat it like shit on the weekends.

#gym #party #drink #drunk #quote #inspiration #omg #lol #yolo #o

[mystery man @jboneav]

I think #Twitter is dead. In fact, I don't think, I know. #truth

#youbunchoftwits

[mystery man @jboneav]

This is going to be funnn

[mystery man @jboneav]

If the world is round then I am alive

[mystery man @jboneav]

What's happening?

[mystery man @jboneav]

Let's party #tgif

[mystery man @jboneav]

For life satisfaction, combine your passions.

#life #quotes #happy #inspiration #selfimprovement #twitter #yolo #love #fun #quote #omg

[mystery man @jboneav]

Beautiful day for a #doubledoggie walk today.

[mystery man @jboneav]

#update

Question: Have you got a tweet?

Answer: I had one this morning but now it's gone.

#socialmedia #twitter #yolo #beer #dadtweets

[mystery man @jboneav]

Question: do you want to make a tweet?

Answer: Nup.

#socialmedia #twitterlife #twitter #fathersonconversation #enthusiasm #yolo

[mystery man @jboneav]

This was the best of the best way for a few years back on my way home from work to be the first half of the day to day I don't #autopredict

[mystery man @jboneav]

Do you have to be a good day to be a good time to get a new one is a good day to be a good day to day and I have to be a good #autopredict

[mystery man @jboneav]

I just came up with a new word, "dramastically" don't know what it means yet. #newword #language #omg #dramastically. Add to vocabulary😀