Jessica Buskard

M.A.Ed, BCBA

[Jessica Buskard @jboogie04055]

3 weeks until my boyfriend comes to visit again and like clockwork my anxiety about whether this man, who will now have travelled 4500 miles each way, TWICE, likes me at all and if I chased him away by having an attitude once last week has returned in full force. #iamnotwell

[Jessica Buskard @jboogie04055]

Every once in a while it dawns on me that I met a man in a bar one night in Scotland, spent 6 hours with him the next day before promptly leaving the country, and I trusted him so completely to lead us into the best relationship I’ve ever been in, and it’s WILD.

[Jessica Buskard @jboogie04055]

Can’t stop won’t stop watching Yellowstone

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@bee_are_ And looking REALLY GOOD doing it

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The guy I’m dating gets here in two weeks so naturally my brain has reverted to telling me yet again that he hates me literally all day just because. Friendly reminder to send your SO “yes I still like you, no that I sent one 😚 instead of two 😚😚 doesn’t mean I hate you” texts.

[Jessica Buskard @jboogie04055]

I’m obsessed with the guy I’m dating. In like a really great way that makes me feel wonderfully empowered and fantastic. But like, I’m obsessed.

[Jessica Buskard @jboogie04055]

Pros of an IUD - no periods! No cramps! Absolute freedom! Cons, the one time a year I do PMS with all the horrible cramps, bloating, and moodiness, I question everything I’ve ever believed in and dissociate completely until I remember I still do, in fact, have a uterus.

[Jessica Buskard @jboogie04055]

Anyone who is shocked by Donald Trump being caught doing EXACTLY what he was blaming everyone else for doing has clearly never been in or has not listened to someone who has been in a relationship with a gaslighting, manipulating, abuser and it shows.

[Jessica Buskard @jboogie04055]

Good evening, have redownloaded twitter to restart gushing over a man I have just started seeing. Via FaceTime. Because he’s in Scotland. If anyone wants to resend me all my previous dating regrets, now is the time.

[Jessica Buskard @jboogie04055]

Literally just restarted the @WineandCrimePod episode where @Amander007 announces her engagement because I needed the unfiltered happiness to start my morning

[Jessica Buskard @jboogie04055]

GOOD EVENING I HAVE OFFICIALLY LISTENED TO EVERY. SINGLE. WINE AND CRIME. EPISODE. IN A YEAR. I am now caught up and don’t know what to do with myself. I will no longer be driving anywhere until the next episode. Thank you. @WineandCrimePod #iamNOTwell

[Jessica Buskard @jboogie04055]

How many nights working at my office until almost midnight does it take before I should be putting “workaholic” in my dating app profile?

[Jessica Buskard @jboogie04055]

I would like to know where talent acquisition finds guys like Chris Evans or Alan Ritchson and I would then like to hire them as my husband acquisition team.

[Jessica Buskard @jboogie04055]

Also can I ask about the trend of intentionally making Instagram reels while engaging in day-to-day tasks? Is it to make people more approachable? Is it so that it seems a little less formal?

[Jessica Buskard @jboogie04055]

The irony that the episode of Queer Eye that I’m on is about work-life balance and I’m at work until 8:00 PM eating Doritos for dinner is not lost on me.

[Jessica Buskard @jboogie04055]

Also today I shaved my legs for my pedicure, but did it sitting in the bathtub because a full shower was too much. #itscalledbalance #adulting

[Jessica Buskard @jboogie04055]

Does my Apple Watch ever get tired of telling me to stand or meditate with absolutely no change on my end?

[Jessica Buskard @jboogie04055]

Dating 2022: gym, climb, 420 friendly, ass picture on a mountain.

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Magical beasts and how I know them #harrypottertitlesbymymother

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@WineandCrimePod #nonotes