jonathan borgens

[jonathan borgens @jborgens]

I am astounded at the parallels between President Donal Trump, and President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Comacho......

Is ufc on the Whitehouse lawn any different from a monster truck rally with flamethrower??

When Did democracy morph into #Idiocracy?

[jonathan borgens @jborgens]

When was the last time a Canadian city could claim a nba and nhl finalist at the same time???? @LoganStankoven and @KellyOlynyk

Let's go @blazerhockey @thompsonriversu !!!!!!!!!!
#nhl #nba #kamloops #tru #truwolfpack

[jonathan borgens @jborgens]

When was the last time a Canadian city could claim a nba and nhl finalist at the same time???? @LoganStankoven and @KellyOlynyk

Let's go @blazerhockey @thompsonriversu !!!!!!!!!!

[jonathan borgens @jborgens]

Time to put my prediction down.... its a woozy.

#1. @MapleLeafs win the draft lottery.
#2. Package the 1OA, another first (unprotected) in 2027, plus Nylander (and pieces) to Edm. For MacDavid.
#3. Draisaitl leads the new look @EdmontonOilers to a cup in 2027.

[jonathan borgens @jborgens]

@LinkedInHelp im having difficulty accessing my LinkedIn account.... phone message sent to me with code never arrives..... last digits match.... somethings not functioning

[jonathan borgens @jborgens]

Is there a word for when a man try to "write his name in the snow"?

Im going to put the word caligra-pee out there as a possible option. #oxforddictionarynewwordof2026

[jonathan borgens @jborgens]

Hey @BlueJays .... anyone know what the tariff % is on importing a world series trophy? Asking for a friend. #gobluejays

[Evann Haley @EvannHaley]

guess the color of my eyes☺️

[jonathan borgens @jborgens]

What a piss me off..... trying to find a place in nashville to watch CAN vs USA, figured @barstoolsports would be a good bet.... came down yesterday to confirm..was tol yep all good..... now go to watch and the @^#%! Closed for a private event..... @BizNasty2point0

[jonathan borgens @jborgens]

PLEASE tell me this is a Pierro Manetta reference!!!! @Canucks @passittobulis @BADGERxxxFACE @imacSportsnet @SadClubCommish @CanuckClay

[jonathan borgens @jborgens]

@Kamscan any idea whats happening on highway 1 east of chase..... standstill on eastbound lanes starting at squillax bridge........

[jonathan borgens @jborgens]

Next time I hear ANYONE commenting about how @Canucks fans are.... play them back this series. Classy. Engaged... intelligent... and most of all... supportive to the end (and beyond)

Proud to call myself a @Canucks fan tonight. (And always)

[jonathan borgens @jborgens]

Sooo... if the @Canucks injure zach Hyman..... could you say we broke the @EdmontonOilers Hyman???

Asking for a friend

[jonathan borgens @jborgens]

Almost a year later.... still cannot fathom why @JellyRoll615 s song "The Lost" ( from #whitsetchapel) not been released as a single..... .... seriously.... incredible song.... gotta check it out!!!

[jonathan borgens @jborgens]

@JellyRoll615 Oh snap.... PLEASE tell me there is a @JellyRoll615 cover of American pie out there somewhere..... favourite song of all time... favourite artist (possibly even of all time) #lfg!!!!

[jonathan borgens @jborgens]

TWO-zmenko!!!!! Go @Canucks

[jonathan borgens @jborgens]

Well, I always thought CORY perry was a mother f$&@er...... I just didn't know it was a literal thing!!! Whole new meaning to the words Father Figure. #monstripswillneverbethesame #Blackhawks

[jonathan borgens @jborgens]

Pardon me @JustinColeMoore ... any chance you will be opening may 2 for @codyjohnson in calgary? You're with him before and after... but not uncanada.
You are one of my LAST bucket list artists to see....@MissSavvy87

[jonathan borgens @jborgens]

Well.... I'm officially #oldasF. Went out for a night of live music.... hot young waitress wearing a #Spiritofthewest tshirt...Omg.. I've got something to talk to her about....I shoot my shot. "oh... thats a band? I found it at a thrift shop and thought it was cool" #lame

[jonathan borgens @jborgens]

@KamFire yes!!!