I have become a master at faking a phone call walking by the girls selling Girl Scout cookies outside of stores.
Don’t make eye contact….don’t make eye contact….
My Twitter is slowly changing from sports and news feeds to people getting hurt doing stupid things (to make my boys laugh). It’s like America’s Funniest Home Videos 24 hours a day…
It’s amazing to me how many people take the time to leave hateful comments to posts. Seriously - why did you take the time to read it AND comment on it?
My 5th grade son has a mustache coming in. I can’t grow facial hair. He does well at math. I couldn’t pass Calc 106 (even after 3 tries..). There may be a paternity test in the near future.