Justin Bowman

Mr. Whitman - Hanson

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When u spill pre-workout on your tree

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How is my gorlfriend better at guitar hero than me?

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@GarrettGage091 You wanna mow my lawn I’ll buy you a 6 pack and you can drink it while you do the lawn

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Who the fuck is gonna mow my lawn now that Burbank’s in the army

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Some lounge some relax

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He’s upgraded from Walmart yodel kid to Coachella yodel kid... amazing

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@GarrettGage091 Never

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Mayonnaise is better than miracle whip - John 15:13

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Jokes on you guys yodel kid is actually fucking nasty and I’m signing him

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D’Ann’s has rats

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Ima get the iPhone X and it’s gonna say jbow nah we seen how you treated your other iPhones

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We’re killing the earth but if you really think about it the earth is killing us as well

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@GarrettGage091 #garrett #vacation

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My cat is forming a vocabulary he can literally fucking talk

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My mom doesn’t know anything about football but she screams louder than anyone I know

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What would u rather eat?

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Kids nowadays eating tide pods but they should be using them to clean their gross ass clothes

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I wish I could go back in time and fuck with all my history teachers more

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I can’t wait till I’m older and my kid asks what my generation did when we were younger and I answer eat tide pods

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Happy birthday to all who aren’t garrett

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What if snow was black- Maggie