pretty young thug

steve irwin was an inside job

[pretty young thug @jbowz]

@bestjkymn @FearedBuck The hot coffee incident caused 3rd degree burns on an elderly lady. Must be hard to google with your head so far up your ass

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

Unbelievable.

[pretty young thug @jbowz]

my least favorite part of having fun with my roommates is that when I get home I can’t catch them up about how much fun I just had

[pretty young thug @jbowz]

my boyfriend is a HUGE Vikings fan and I am from the metro Detroit area. I am never getting laid again but hey, go Lions

[pretty young thug @jbowz]

@jbowz3 it is sold next to butter and cheese?

[pretty young thug @jbowz]

today was my first day of my new harder job and I’m WIPED but SO happy

[pretty young thug @jbowz]

could you switch to a job that pays less and is significantly harder IF it gave you more freedom and was more fulfilling?

[pretty young thug @jbowz]

when I started dating my boyfriend in 2020 I explicitly told him I would not be a part of a family that turkey trots on thanksgiving. but guess what I just voluntarily signed up for?? vile. hate myself.

[pretty young thug @jbowz]

go rewatch blue mountain state RIGHT now

[pretty young thug @jbowz]

going out to a VERY nice restaurant for valentines day tn but here I am laying in bed thinking about a roll from Texas Roadhouse

[pretty young thug @jbowz]

@soulseekqt_pi girl same but it turned out to be carpal tunnel from repetitive hand movements at work (like djing) 👌🏼👌🏼

[pretty young thug @jbowz]

I’ve always talked like some weird surfer from the 70s but my worst (aka fav) new vocab is using “puking” for snow

[pretty young thug @jbowz]

college football is better than the nfl simply because they have a marching band

[pretty young thug @jbowz]

if there is an email open on your BeReal I WILL zoom in and read it

[pretty young thug @jbowz]

name something more embarrassing than wearing an un-broken-in beanie, you can’t

[pretty young thug @jbowz]

is it rude to wake my bf up at 2:37 to show him a video of dogs being so good (no)

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

I think people who “like” bloody Mary’s are lying

Cold vodka tomato soup? Let’s be serious

[pretty young thug @jbowz]

thanksgiving when no one goes home and we start drinking at 9:30

[pretty young thug @jbowz]

most of my Christmas shopping is done before thanksgiving, come at me bitches I’m an ADULT