Johann Muellerstadt

AO3 (mostly an archive now):

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@menmakii …what world are we living in that the Tall Women With Boobs demographic would be at risk

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@JusagiChan One of the first set was Lovander Jusagi. They’ve been doing this since Day One

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@tabakko @kaynimatic This is a character duo in Death Stranding 3

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@EnterPaeonium @_Togl_ they were part of her creation. they know binding her simply invokes The Curse...

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@Nitya_Nil why not

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@ZevenShikikan “No, not you” they all said, confident they were the Commander’s favorite…

(meanwhile, offscreen, mine is literally doing a cooking stream with Sabrina)

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@YanLucasdf @WriterAM1 nah this is down the line

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@Kaneko_Lumi @KellerDenier This is somehow a worse association than the lemon stealing one, it’s kind of impressive honestly

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@jjjokerrr233 hi pinecone

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@ZevenShikikan "We've given her a complete misunderstanding of the Elmo's har- hierarchy, as a joke"

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@ArmedJ0y oh hell yeah you go 56-1

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@GR1MW4LKER_0016 @TheBiabetic oh shit two cakes

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@Clulless that tako's neuron right no;lkjnp;kiaosdfp;oiantg

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@ectheli49948775 @TheHattedGamer The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You, aka the least serious genuine harem series you'll ever watch and my new golden standard for the genre

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@ayaseyuuu we did not learn how to date a women, or a woman, or even a puzzle-loving demon, i don't think...

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@yelinpc5 @basedbinkie keep in mind she's Envy; despite her trappings, the bar is probably lower than you're thinking because of that. the greek tales of "oh you made a cool tapestry and someone else called it better than mine? fuck you, you're a spider monster now" and such come to mind

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@mojo72400 @YoonToons When your goat is washed:

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@AcediaRex When the star is not dead at all

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@buruhas You have a sick mind and it’s beautiful

[kat @IScreamKat]

rt to scare a gbf player