John Brannan

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@momjeansca have y’all gone full pop? Wtf is going on with your sound? Will every song sound like this at the show? I miss the best buds sound

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Wtf is up with this #bearmarket #momjeans album? #popmusic

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When do babies get their first water? #bebes #baby #newborn #freshoutthewomb

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Bier is best served in metrics. Liters, centiliters, milliliters. Liters 🍺

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I got my hair trimmed today. There is a new wave in the universe

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TIL - babies cannot drink water!🤣

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No one wants to listen to your bullshit elevator music while on hold. I have vinyl I could be spinning for Chrissake!

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TAMPA BAY RAYS BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL JACK!!!!! 13-0!!!!! #undefeated

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RAYS UNDEFEATED LETS FUCKING GO 162-0!!!!!!!!

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I miss aux cords. It used to be so easy. Plug in and play. Technology y’all

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Thanks Pip Blom for spending 3,639 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Sorry. I LOVE YALL #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/8pQPNGXCry

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Good mornin ya prick bastard!

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I am staying at a buddy’s in Chicago. His roommates name is Dank

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I’m in a band. We are called Johnny Boy and the Corduroy Boys

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I ain’t near finished with this mustache

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THREE BRITE TANKS, THREE PILSNERS!!!!!!🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

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@carseatheadrest I HAVE NOTHING BUT QUESTIONS, I NEED ANSWERS, THOSE WOULD FILL ME UP, HELLO MY FRIEND WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU FOR A LONG TIME, WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT YOUR SOUL IS JUST LIKE OURS

[John Brannan @jbrancoldbeers]

I’m beginning to notice!

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A third person has just brought be a breakfast sammich this morning! I may have broken my pinky toe, but today is a good day!!! #breakfastsammich

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@Bubblegum_NFT hey is there any way I can get a t shirt w my spinner hat on it plzzzzz???