JB Wall O' Snakes

Laughter is a devilish wind which deforms the ligaments of the face and makes men look like monkeys.

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Nobody ever got a rabies shot after a full day of minding their own business.

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@MikeSalvatore10 Heh.

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@hulu_support @gimmeSomeSenzu Meaningless AI non-answer.

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@Popeyes The quality of your chicken has declined drastically this year. I'm told it's because you send it pre-spiced now instead of allowing stores to marinate it at their location.

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People love Cyclops, but for the price of one "Good job, Scott" from his father figure of the week, he'd gladly set fire to a fully occupied school bus.

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@slicedfriedgold Does it look like Joe Madureira had some art in this?

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@Just_Drew13 @TheQuiver_ Overdone maybe, but lazy? It's not easy work.

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@Artedeingenio @dvorahfr "Prompt engineers" have no claim to authorship. It's all just one big grab bag, Barto. Enjoy the future you've been cheerleading.

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@barrettjoneill @chadferdwilliam You and every other idiot.

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@ChappellTracker The crazy thing is, she tried so hard to work within the life he claimed he wanted. And she even found a way for them to keep all that money and get out clean. I wouldn't call her a good person, not by any stretch, but she actually tried. Walt just got lost in his pride.

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@IwriteOK Hawaii, currently brimming with anticolonial native secessionist sentiment, would of course break into the loyalist camp. Some really interesting takes here.

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@RichardBloom I can absolutely believe that you're the dork who pushed for the augustynolophus to be the state dinosaur. What a dweeb. The aletopelta was right there and you were like, nope, let's go with the anemic seahorse cow thing. You disgust me.

[Mike Mignola @artofmmignola]

Today’s experiment—
Applying paint to a 2015 ink wash drawing.

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@SnowySecluse Some replies like, "The point would be more clear if you added two panels and a thought bubble and maybe a footnote about the historical--" and it's like, no, the point would be more clear to you if you weren't constantly bird dogging for outrage.

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@judgementshae @commiecrat . . . the mantra of the terminally online.

[Mack Lamoureux @MackLamoureux]

Swedish anti-fascists just leaked the customer registry (20,000 names and details) of white power store Midgard, ruining the holidays for thousands of neo-Nazis.

"The goal is always to give no alternative but to leave the movement,” they told told me.
https://t.co/5dNuccXT4S

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@_iamjamila Which one is the little baby?

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@SuperSquidoodle When it first came out, all the fellow stupid young folk I spoke to loved it. I thought it was stupid and eventually public opinion caught up with me. Now a generation of the stupid youth are rediscovering and loving it. And it's still a stupid show.

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@Psychic_Driving Reminds me of the indy comic Sonambulo.