brianna🦥

[sam @grrleater]

life is bdsm and i forgot the safe word

[Goop @goopcoin]

Everything in life is either AI or GLP1 nowadays

[jahbibi @lustclouds]

Ain’t shit funny when you doing Bulgarian split squats

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu toda manhã:

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Not now bro my Show is On

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

the world was fine without ai

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

naming my child Gus short for Chungus

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

when someone cancels on me last minute but i already planned my entire day around it:

[Softboy @softcreateee]

Why is bacon packaging not resealable. Get on my fucking nerves.

[𝓜𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓵🪐 @BIG_MODEL04]

Why doesn’t smoking weed make people laugh uncontrollably anymore? Now it’s just quiet vibes and deep thoughts.

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

job applications are dumb. "what’s your desired salary" a billion dollars next question

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

mother trucker dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Before yall heard the word “overstimulated” what did yall call it? Was it ever a thing

[daz @MetamateDaz]

i cannot stress enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 . @misskerrington]

gym was empty today. glad we starting the year off with honesty

[miri @mishtimere]

venting to ChatGPT is just insane, yall are turning schizophrenic

[bunny @fadedbunny]

switching my location to my ipad for the night so no one yells at me

[mood @meishato]

everybody in the grocery store is my enemy and i will not be elaborating