Jess Broadbent

I fight dragons to make $$. dj meatloaf. FUWS #5

[Jess Broadbent @jbroadbent27]

…our phones know too much:

[Jess Broadbent @jbroadbent27]

I really wish I could virtually walk and shop through the aisles of my local @tjmaxx during this snow storm today, from the comforts of my own apt

[Jess Broadbent @jbroadbent27]

Jenny Han, thank you. Quite literally needed that ending. #tsitp

[Jess Broadbent @jbroadbent27]

Not to be dramatic, but rn there is nothing worse than when you’re sick and can’t taste food

[Jess Broadbent @jbroadbent27]

Skinny people trying to bring back the skinny jean, OF COURSE. ENOUGH

[Jess Broadbent @jbroadbent27]

TJMaxx emailing me “We miss you!” as if they didn’t just see me every day for the past two weeks while in suburbia

[Jess Broadbent @jbroadbent27]

Watching Snoop Dogg cheer on the USA and commentate Olympic events has been the ‘Roman Empire’ I didn’t know I needed #OlympicGames

[Jess Broadbent @jbroadbent27]

Might quit my job and focus on summer, idk

[Jess Broadbent @jbroadbent27]

The worst duo : Girls 🤝🏼 filtered presets

[King Prince @JCole_Prince]

I think people need to start being a little more embarrassed

[Jess Broadbent @jbroadbent27]

The chokehold Joe Jonas has me in rn

[Jess Broadbent @jbroadbent27]

“OMG I am so glad that is not me” has been repeated so many times in my head this morning while scrolling through social media that I guess I feel extra grateful today…and relieved.

[Jess Broadbent @jbroadbent27]

If you wear low-rise anything, you’re showing off

[Jess Broadbent @jbroadbent27]

Team Conrad, obv. #iykyk

[Jess Broadbent @jbroadbent27]

Is going to Italy not cool anymore since everyone and their dog went this summer? Current mood: Feeling unoriginal, yet satisfied

[Charlotte Beach @ScarlettePeach]

im obsessssssed with not being engaged

[Don Williams @Don_K_Williams]

Not sure I’ve ever seen any player laugh after a WC PK miss
What’s so funny about it?

[Jess Broadbent @jbroadbent27]

I wholeheartedly think Carli Lloyd is enjoying this.

[Jess Broadbent @jbroadbent27]

Someone has to say it: Megan Rapinoe #NOTMYGOAT Smiling after missing a PK, completing maybe 2 passes while out there, and botched free kick opportunities. 🤡

[Jess Broadbent @jbroadbent27]

@brettgagliardi @PicturesFoIder 🥴🥴 good thing we go by mental age nowadays…right? #22