You've spent a lifetime defrauding, cheating, lying, palling around with mobsters and rapists. Regardless of the impeachment, you deserve everything that's coming to you and worse. Go golf, you fuck.
I want a death certificate for all sperm that lands in a tissue, on boobs, on a stomach, down a shower drain, or in a condom. I want to control every man’s masturbation. No man should have an orgasm without a resulting baby. Sounds stupid, doesn’t it? Welcome to our world.
Flight attendant: any doctors on this flight?
Mom: *nudging me* that could’ve been you
Me: not now mom
Mom: not asking for a Phishhead are they?
Me: mom theres a medical emergency happening
Mom: go tell them the last time Phish played Harpua live & see if that helps
The @DetroitRedWings will again host their @GratefulDead night on December 7. Enter to win a jersey by visiting the Contests page https://t.co/TfAL1F9aTe + see JamBase’s article from last week to learn how to buy a jersey or tickets to the event https://t.co/UdkecRLrjL
BREAKING: We just blocked Alabama's abortion ban.
With this federal court ruling, it's official: None of the state abortion bans passed earlier this year are in effect.
Abortion remains legal in all 50 states.
BREAKING NEWS! A bill to repeal the sales tax on menstrual products is sitting on @GovDeWine’s desk waiting to be signed. Retweet this and call (614) 644-4357 to tell the Governor to sign Senate Bill 26 into law! #NationalPeriodDay#EndPeriodPoverty Thank you, @brigidekelly!
Matt Gaetz broke the law.
He compromised National Security.
He took a cellphone into a SCIF.
He did it in broad daylight.
He's making a mockery of the law.
The whole world is watching.
This ain't complicated.
#ArrestGaetz, and expel him from the House of Representatives.
I was 16 when I saw the news. Matthew Shepard’s murder taught me and many in this country that homophobia kills. Let us honor his life by channeling pain into purpose and striving to build a country where all belong.
@TonyMM19 Watch it Tone, they have a chance to not lose at least 3 games this year and I don't want you jinxing it like that week 1 tweet you deleted (I see you T). After they crush KC then kool-aid may flow
Not much to say about the way I feel today. Our family has lost someone incredibly important and loved. I can’t think of many other people who have touched my life in such a profound, influential way. @GratefulDead#RobertHunter