J Brandon Robb

madly in love, singer/songwriter, 2nd funniest child, devoted Angry Birds enthusiast.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

.@benandjerrys just put all other corporate statements to shame. THIS is how you put out a statement.

[J Brandon Robb @jbrobb73_j]

@GratefulDead 7/21/90

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

You've spent a lifetime defrauding, cheating, lying, palling around with mobsters and rapists. Regardless of the impeachment, you deserve everything that's coming to you and worse. Go golf, you fuck.

[?st @questlove]

SUPER underrated tweet. also wait til the end

[Zinphomaniac🍷 @MelissaakaMom]

I want a death certificate for all sperm that lands in a tissue, on boobs, on a stomach, down a shower drain, or in a condom. I want to control every man’s masturbation. No man should have an orgasm without a resulting baby. Sounds stupid, doesn’t it? Welcome to our world.

[black eyed kati @katifev]

Flight attendant: any doctors on this flight?

Mom: *nudging me* that could’ve been you

Me: not now mom

Mom: not asking for a Phishhead are they?

Me: mom theres a medical emergency happening

Mom: go tell them the last time Phish played Harpua live & see if that helps

[JamBase @JamBase]

The @DetroitRedWings will again host their @GratefulDead night on December 7. Enter to win a jersey by visiting the Contests page https://t.co/TfAL1F9aTe + see JamBase’s article from last week to learn how to buy a jersey or tickets to the event https://t.co/UdkecRLrjL

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Please let them know.

[ACLU @ACLU]

BREAKING: We just blocked Alabama's abortion ban.

With this federal court ruling, it's official: None of the state abortion bans passed earlier this year are in effect.

Abortion remains legal in all 50 states.

[Elizabeth Brown @lizforus]

BREAKING NEWS! A bill to repeal the sales tax on menstrual products is sitting on @GovDeWine’s desk waiting to be signed. Retweet this and call [phone] to tell the Governor to sign Senate Bill 26 into law! #NationalPeriodDay #EndPeriodPoverty Thank you, @brigidekelly!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Matt Gaetz broke the law.
He compromised National Security.
He took a cellphone into a SCIF.
He did it in broad daylight.
He's making a mockery of the law.

The whole world is watching.
This ain't complicated.

#ArrestGaetz, and expel him from the House of Representatives.

[Tony M @TonyMM19]

Once again, the internet is undefeated.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck this shit.

Retweet if you agree.

[Eric Vanderburg @evanderburg]

More than 175 musicians pledge to boycott Amazon festivals and partnerships until they cancel ICE contracts https://t.co/VVscYcgHZy

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

I was 16 when I saw the news. Matthew Shepard’s murder taught me and many in this country that homophobia kills. Let us honor his life by channeling pain into purpose and striving to build a country where all belong.

[J Brandon Robb @jbrobb73_j]

@TonyMM19 Watch it Tone, they have a chance to not lose at least 3 games this year and I don't want you jinxing it like that week 1 tweet you deleted (I see you T). After they crush KC then kool-aid may flow

[J Brandon Robb @jbrobb73_j]

@MrJonCryer What movie is the still from?

[GratefulDeadHub @GratefulDeadHub]

Not much to say about the way I feel today. Our family has lost someone incredibly important and loved. I can’t think of many other people who have touched my life in such a profound, influential way. @GratefulDead #RobertHunter