The year is 2022. Hotels are cheaper and better than AirBnBs. Taxis are cheaper and better than Ubers. All the new movies on streaming look like shit but the most mediocre flick from the 90s looks great on your 4K TV because it was ✨shot on film✨.
Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks
They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume
Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed
Here’s examples of just how good they were
@thesarahkelly@frankivelli@AGs_alt Could absolutely not ever be me even once. I’d quit before I everrr would provide coworkers my snap code. Sorry NO GET BACK TO WORK
ONE LUCKY PERSON WHO RETWEETS THIS WILL WIN MY MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PARLAY!
DENVER BRONCOS VS SEATTLE SEAHAWKS!
WIN THE PARLAY PLUS MY BOOK!
MUST BE FOLLOWING ME AND RETWEET TO WIN!
I’LL PICK ONE LUCKY PERSON AT 7:45 ET!
TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS ON!
#NFL#DENvsSEA