Bennett

•Aude Alquid Dignum• LSU and MC alum. Family, brothers, vinyl, whiskey. Gentleman by day, bro by night. Catch me yellin’ “Yass” at a Drag Race episode near you.

[Bennett @jbryben]

If you ever wondered what it’s like to housesit for me, or just what type of person I am in general

[Fars 🔜 MFF @ClovenFancy]

Is it ok if I act like a faggot and look like a faggot and talk like a faggot and

[Kyle 🇺🇸 @kylegfil_]

For those saying Kelly Clarkson hates small businesses, I just saw her and Molly the bird in the back room at the K95 Covid-conscious lesbian bar.

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[MAHORAGA @RAGA_THESTOPPA]

It is an honor and a privilege to be summoned by Mayor Zohran Mamdani. He has done a lot for the Shinigami labor force, so needless to say he is a sorcerer I truly admire. I look forward to a very productive partnership with him to make New York a better place for all New Yorkers

[Hana!💍🤍 @CURS3D_SKY]

🚨Zohran Mamdani has successfully subjugated The divine general: mahoraga, after centuries of zenins failure.

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

My dad has weighed in on the Western Mass. lesbian N95 mask bar story

[𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖎. @_dxndi]

from old gay to young gay:
disappoint your family as early, and as quickly as possible. This way, you can live your life freely, and in peace.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

I dilly dallied in TJ maxx today & Trader Joe’s today which is pretty standard, but you know what i enjoyed more than anything else? Dilly Dallying in Home Depot. I ain’t even know one could dilly or dally in there but i did it! It was fun I bought a brick!

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

conservatives aren’t you fucking embarrassed

[Charlie @StyledApe]

Usha is very real I hope these comments are retracted

[kim petras @kimpetras]

We were walking down the Autobahn 💕 @charli_xcx

[🏁 @concertleaks]

Charli xcx just brought Kim Petras out in Brooklyn!

[Joey Jay (is back to being) gay ✨ @joeyjayisgay]

There’s not going to be a $5000 check, you stupid SLUT

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

i dont wanna be an empath anymore
i wanna be a fucking bitch

[Jay👨🏻 @pinkgiantjay]

Me wandering through life

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

*wades gayly through the marsh*

[christine ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @supergirltin]

TEACH THEM @m1ssjadeso!

[Jordan Fish @jwordfish]

This is so true it’s mind blowing

[ms.poopclapper @oregonstatepoop]

me as a mom:
“honey please put away your shoes before i kill myself, do you want mommy to kill herself?”

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

Dolly at the pearly gates getting us all into heaven