Bryan Burgess

husband to a rock star, girl dad, cheer dad, never had a real job, politically frustrated nearly to the point of apathy

[Bryan Burgess @jbryburg]

@SportsSturm @phorton01 What your thread needs is more replies starting with “You do know…”. That’s the only way we can truly understand the depth of today’s dose of rage.

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@Rangers @victoryplustv what are the odds of getting my money back for this season since you’re failing to provide the service I paid for? Or should I just dispute the charge through my bank?

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@barstoolsports I wasn't paying attention to who was mic'd up on the field, but the "oh God" or "oh gosh" was awesome.

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@LtTimMcMillan "Who did that?" seconds before the van fireworks went off is what takes this video from great to transcendent.

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@JaredSandler Maybe I'm not all that plugged into basketball, but does a coach with a track record like Kerr really care about coaching Lebron? I guess everyone has a bucket list. That just seems a little petty for someone like Kerr if that's really the reason he stayed.

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@corbydavidson I applaud your courage. The joke made me laugh.

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@SaadYousuf126 It was beyond huge. Permeated our culture in the early cable tv, pre-internet era. The closest thing we've had since was the last 5 or so years of Taylor Swift, but I still think MJ was much bigger.

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@MCO notifying travelers before they go through security that the food court for gates 1-59 is closed would be a nice customer service touch. Doesn’t do much good to show up early when there’s almost no food options.

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@RushmoreLists Unmasking. Damn autocorrect.

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@RushmoreLists Others for consideration:
Vader turns on the emperor/inmasking of Vader
Anakin turns on Mace Windu

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@corbydavidson Do you not remember that it was prominently featured in the Italy episode in season 2 of The Sopranos?

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@watchkeep They’re filming in that shopping center today.

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@SportsSturm I’m just ready to get back to precedented times.

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@DallasTexasTV 20 bucks or so for trampoline stakes on Amazon. Ours has never moved an inch. I don't understand why people don't do this.

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@shornKOOMINS @SportsSturm Posts like this are why I’ll never delete this app.

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@Matt_Stepp817 I had to stop reading the replies because it started to feel unsportsmanlike.

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@Matt_Stepp817 Dr. Pepper with cherry and pineapple for the win. I don't know how the one near my house stays in business. It's always empty.

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@JomboyMedia The question isn’t “who’s up watching hockey?” The question is “who’s not up watching hockey?”

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@SportsSturm Roger eulogized her as well - "She died the way she lived: surrounded by the people she answered phones for."