JB Schroeter

I have a masters degree in developmental psychology. I work full time as a state employee. This whole adulting thing is far more than what I expected 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[JB Schroeter @jbschroeter2017]

My 17 PM is still indexing 😮😮😮 and still on the waitlist for the new Siri. I hate waiting! #ios27 #iPhone17ProMax #Apple

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I pretty much gave up the idea that Apple would bring split screen to the iPhone #wwdc #Apple #iPhone

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I downloaded #ios27 on my iPhone 17 and I am really liking how fast apps open and close now #wwdc

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Was that a blunt?! #wwdc 😂😂😂😂😂

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@Saksham_9996 It depends. I’m not expecting any new features.

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I’m not expecting anything new and mind blowing this year. I’m betting that it will mostly be improvements and other behind the scenes fixes #wwdc

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@saniyafatma1278 Omg, she looks exactly like my cat! I miss her every day. She did not have any kittens but growing up she would lick my hair, gently bite it, and never left my side while I was going through so many surgeries. After she watched my mom help me her mother instinct was always there

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@ronsterd89 Slick and smooth 😂😂😂😂

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@lexiegreysfav He suffered from PTSD and after watching the ceiling fan go around and around was a trigger lor him when he was in the Middle East.

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I have a feeling next season will be centered around Link and Jo with Jo quitting medicine and Link abusing pain meds that could lead to him either getting fired or suspended until he completes drug rehab @GreysABC #greysanatomy

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So…what mc-name can we give Nick? Mchubby? I have no idea! @GreysABC #Mer #Nick #Greysanatomy

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@Variety I knew he was going to go with Teddy! So happy they got their perfect ending.

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@natofedaisi One cat asks: “Who brought the Oujia board?”

Silence.

Then another cat says “damn it, Bob!”

😹😹😹😹😹

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@sundarpichai @zollotech @tim_cook Hopefully he’s stepping down on good terms. It will be interesting to see how and where John leads Apple

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@MikeBales @Boldyboy1975 Ok, now I am fully invested in reading the backstory of this 😂😂😂

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@Nenye11111 Donald Duck as our president

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@Raindropsmedia1 Jesus, you need to change the post. Had me thinking he died.

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@RaminNasibov Clark Griswold’s solution 😂😂😂😂😂

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@Matt_Pinner My first job was at KFC - that lasted 3 hours before I quit 😂😂😂😂😂

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@olivialarinaldi Wow…I didn’t realize Trump likes McDicks 😂😂😂😂