maybe: garth crooks

Garth Crooks OBE and I were seperated at birth. @murcielagosldn

[Hussain Shiyam 🇵🇸❓🎈 @ShiyamHussain]

This is utter bullshit. When Indonesia refused to grant the Israeli under 17 team visa’s for the 2023 U-20 World Cup, FIFA stripped Indonesia’s hosting rights and moved it to Argentina. So @FIFAcom can stop with the lies.

[maybe: garth crooks @jbttcck]

I’m selling this idea to Premier League clubs, there’s no way it doesn’t work.

[maybe: garth crooks @jbttcck]

The Plan?

Practice 16 hours a day flicking the ball up to hit defender’s hands when in the penalty box.

Market myself to any team in a VAR league, gaffa puts me on when team trailing going in last 5 minutes.

I go on and hit some hands and get some 0.79 xG penalties.

[maybe: garth crooks @jbttcck]

For Sale and To Let signs outside homes should have QR codes that I can scan to see on the inside. Let a man snoop

[maybe: garth crooks @jbttcck]

So happy to see Garth Crooks meme making it to America

[BO4T. @boatsrevenge]

When you accidentally make eye contact with the teacher and now he's explaining everything to you

[sarah @sahouraxo]

BREAKING:

Israel just bombed the Lebanese National Public University in Beirut.

They murdered the Director of the Faculty of Science, Dr. Hussein Bazzi, and Dr. Murtada Srour.

They are not just killing people — they are erasing knowledge and attacking the future of Lebanon.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

The phrase “look like Gaza” is used as a threat. Think about that.

Genocide has been normalized as intimidation.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

The Gaza playbook, applied to a major Arab capital city that was once called the Paris of the Middle East.

War crime upon war crime.

[lexia ⭑.ᐟ @lixmusicmuse]

the fact that we witnessed this in real time and yet the world is still so silent is absolutely enraging

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

how has the word 'palestine' now become verboten on british television? the fact they've also censored criticism of another country's state department is insane, too. pathetic vassal state

[maybe: garth crooks @jbttcck]

Sensational 4 hour long hatewatch this

[maybe: garth crooks @jbttcck]

United fans will always hate our owners

[Rob Harris @RobHarris]

Breaking: Man United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says in @skynews interview “the UK has been colonised by immigrants”

Speaking to @EdConwaySky

https://t.co/VnkmAZckYu

[Sangita Myska @SangitaMyska]

Well this is truly appalling:

The IDF now accepts the Gaza Health Ministry’s conservative official death toll figure of 71,000 Palestinians. Yet, for 2 years of a genocide it claimed those same figures were false - and the BBC News and other media insisted on seeding doubt in the mind of the public by using the inaccurate phrase “Hamas led” Health Ministry.

[maybe: garth crooks @jbttcck]

So excited to get promo code HELLOFR€$H25 come to me in my dream

[Night Sky Now @NightSkyNow]

🚨 A neurotechnology breakthrough may have just turned science fiction into reality. A Silicon Valley startup called REMspace claims to have achieved the first successful communication between two people during a lucid dream — an unprecedented step in the study of consciousness and sleep.

Using EEG monitors, eye-tracking sensors, and a custom-coded dream language named “Remmyo,” researchers reportedly managed to transmit a single word from one dreamer to another — all while both remained asleep and lucid. The experiment represents a one-way exchange but demonstrates that structured messages could, in theory, travel between two dreaming minds.

CEO Michael Raduga says this is “just the beginning,” envisioning a future where dream-to-dream communication becomes a new frontier of neurotechnology. If expanded, this could revolutionize how we study memory, creativity, trauma therapy, and even human connection in subconscious states.

Reference:

Raduga, M., Shashkov, A., & Vanin, A. (2024). Two-way control of a virtual avatar from lucid dreams. International Journal of Dream Research, 17(1).

#FutureTech #Neuroscience #MindSharing

[maybe: garth crooks @jbttcck]

Love how big the barcodes on products are at Aldi. Like hell yeah I could scan this orange juice carton from space

[maybe: garth crooks @jbttcck]

The idea of a white man playing for Lazio choosing his shirt number to honour Kobe Bryant

[maybe: garth crooks @jbttcck]

We don’t make fun of Americans enough

[Andy Slater @AndySlater]

$747: Cheapest PARKING on stadium grounds for National Championship game next Monday. #CFBPlayoff

There’s a huge discount to cross the street using a walkway though. Those passes are $280.

(via @StubHub)

[maybe: garth crooks @jbttcck]

Has any company tried to advertise their overhead earphones as “AI EARMUFFS” for the cold???

I feel like I’m sitting on a billion dollar idea here

[maybe: garth crooks @jbttcck]

Can’t wait to see this go viral when Kees Smit goes for £40m+ to a top half Premier League team in summer

[weslleypatati @Jenssie321]

Kees Smit als Schaapje op Ally Pally. Dit lijkt me het toppunt van voetbalcultuur? @JoopBuyt

[maybe: garth crooks @jbttcck]

Me when I get (rightly) accused of eating the pigs in blankets from the pan before they’ve even reached the table

[h🪐p @HWestwoodP]

London has more users of foodbanks per capita than Liverpool, Liverpool barely has more than Manchester, we’re seeing record highs in Newcastle, Sheffield, Birmingham and across Wales too

child poverty rates are sky high everywhere

stop chanting it, it’s fucking grim