John’s account V3.0

Guess who’s back

[John’s account V3.0 @jburbach20]

If anyone can find a better tweet than this I’ll give you a dollar

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

WHEN U GETTIN TOPPY IN THE WHIP DOIN 95 ON THE FDR AND U KNO IF U GET PULLED U BLOWIN ALLSTAR BATTING AVERAGE NUMBERS

[John’s account V3.0 @jburbach20]

“I gotta stop talking to myself,” I tell myself

[John’s account V3.0 @jburbach20]

Imagine bricking 12 consecutive shots here

[Tong Bingxue 仝冰雪 @tongbingxue]

A newly opened basketball court in Beijing, transformed from the former cooling towers of Capital Steel and Iron Company.

[John’s account V3.0 @jburbach20]

Getting a contact high in the Taco Bell drive through

[John’s account V3.0 @jburbach20]

Personally, I think it’s a good thing that a non-trivial amount of Americans believe airliners are aliens

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🇺🇸 “WTF - Sierra get out here & look at it”

Probably the best close up yet of one of the New Jersey Drones yet.

Personally I’m more interested in The Orbs being filmed everywhere.

[Doug Wanoy @festive2018]

Posted on the FB group Pickleball for Beginners that’s heating up but not getting real help. Hopefully someone else in my situation can share some advise with tourament cost.

[John’s account V3.0 @jburbach20]

I’m so good at having opinions. Mine are always correct.

[John’s account V3.0 @jburbach20]

Gonna start referring to all biopics and documentaries as the Opennheimer Cinematic Universe

[John’s account V3.0 @jburbach20]

Born too late to conquer the globe, born too early to conquer the stars, born just in time to tune in to the Talk Tuah podcast

[John’s account V3.0 @jburbach20]

@Trevor_Hoeft

[John’s account V3.0 @jburbach20]

This is the kinda shit I’m liking now that likes are private

[eveo @eveoart]

silly 🪿

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

14. View from the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa, Italy.

The tower began leaning during 12th-century construction due to soft ground. By 1990, the tilt was 5.5 degrees. Stabilization from 1993 to 2001 reduced it to 3.97 degrees.

[John’s account V3.0 @jburbach20]

If you can blow out a candle, what’s to stop you from sucking it back on?

[John’s account V3.0 @jburbach20]

2014 Ford Focus

[jay🐾 @YS3ED5]

i want a car that feels like this image

[John’s account V3.0 @jburbach20]

@jackson5pf @ElonMusgraves Don’t worry, he won’t

[John’s account V3.0 @jburbach20]

Elmo supports the Chinese Communist Party

[Elmo @elmo]

When both teams are red, it's hard for Elmo to pick which team to root for. Elmo will cheer for both! ❤️

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

My bad. Didn’t know about the foot stuff, will go back to church

[John’s account V3.0 @jburbach20]

CBTM?

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

might have to start saying “honey badger drinks when he wants” every time I want a buddy to toss me a beer

[John’s account V3.0 @jburbach20]

If I’m a dog and my owner locks me in some contraption then throws me in the ocean I am biting tf outta them

[John’s account V3.0 @jburbach20]

Stuff like this is why men don’t need therapy