Jay Bushmaker

Born & raised in Green Bay, now in DFW! Go Pack Go!

[Jay Bushmaker @jbushmaker]

@hcm21_ NOLA and Minnesota on the road, Cowboys, Bills, Texans at home!

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

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[Jay Bushmaker @jbushmaker]

@hcm21_ Of the ones I’ve been to:
1. Lambeau
2. Arrowhead
3. Seattle
4. Buffalo (more for total atmosphere)
5. Minnesota
6. Dallas
7. Denver
8.Arizona
9. Houston
10. Tennessee
11. Soldier Field
12. St. Louis Rams
I’m really looking forward to going to New Orleans this year!

[Jay Bushmaker @jbushmaker]

@hcm21_ Just met up with a friend from High School in Austin during SXSW and just spent 30 minutes talking about Malik Willis in Miami

[Jay Bushmaker @jbushmaker]

@AndyHermanNFL Kid better be introducing Roll Out The Barrel at the home opener 😂

[Jay Bushmaker @jbushmaker]

@zacobson

[Jay Bushmaker @jbushmaker]

#thebearsstillsuck

[Jay Bushmaker @jbushmaker]

@mattschneidman I am a LaFleur defender but to me this pushed me over the edge. Played scared in second half and allows the special teams to be what it is. Time to move on.

[Jay Bushmaker @jbushmaker]

This was the ONLY scenario that could cause the Packers to move on from LaFleur. I think he’s a GREAT coach but all they do in the playoffs is beat themselves.

[erin alyce @herooine]

MORE LIKE MC-ANUS.

[Jay Bushmaker @jbushmaker]

@hcm21_ COME GET SOME!!!!!!! 😂🧀

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

Next five years

[Jay Bushmaker @jbushmaker]

@KCousineau09 Hi, Kyle. I sent you a DM yesterday but I need to sell my tickets for Saturday and would like to get them in the hands of a Packers fan. Can you help?

[Jay Bushmaker @jbushmaker]

@hcm21_ Just have to make it in the playoffs and we’ll be fine!!

[Jay Bushmaker @jbushmaker]

@GreenGold4Ever 4th and 26 for sure. Not going for it on the 4th and 1. Then the eventual 4th and 26 conversion.

[Jay Bushmaker @jbushmaker]

@FoxworthShow @billbarnwell I’d add Damar Hamlin’s first game back, as well.

[CheeseheadTV 🧀 @cheeseheadtv]

A CORNER JUST SCORED ON THE “#1 SEED” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Jay Bushmaker @jbushmaker]

@mattramage @AaronNagler We need @livexproduction to produce a @mattramage travel show. So much fun watching your trip to NYC! Make it happen, @coreybehnke! 😂

[Jay Bushmaker @jbushmaker]

@hcm21_ @MatthewGolden_ Sorry, grandma. One more week in the cage!