josh witkowski

'Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart'.

[Specs Gonzalez MBE @specsgonzalez]

Limping Bizkit is the goat. #norules

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

🚨🔴 Excl. detail | To make the deal with Manchester United possible, Benjamin #Sesko has agreed to waive part of his salary — he could have earned more at Newcastle.

His agency, led by Elvis Basanovic, has also given up a significant share of the commission. This was necessary to push the move to Man United over the line. #MUFC

Medical and contract signing (until 2030) are scheduled within the next 72 hours.

@SkySportDE 🇸🇮

[Frank Ocean del CARP @antipelad0s]

@cagiago_

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

😭😭😭

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Jim Ratcliffe realising Mbeumo isn’t gonna be using up any of the shampoo in the changing rooms

[josh witkowski @jbw1991]

Haahahahahahahahahaha

[Wild Media @WildMediaOnly]

Dad came to confront his sons bully but gets pantsed instead

[josh witkowski @jbw1991]

Hahahaha

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

The money saving measures continue at Man Utd...

18+ GambleAware

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Calvert-Lewin when Mourinhos screaming at the players after a 4-0 loss

[josh witkowski @jbw1991]

Please cancel I'm having a good weekend upto now 🙏

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

A safety meeting was held this morning to assess the weather and travel conditions for today’s fixture against Manchester United at Anfield.

At this stage the match is planned to go ahead as normal and every effort is being made to get the game on.

A further safety meeting will take place again at midday to assess the latest conditions.

We will update supporters just as soon as we can. Please take extra care out there, Reds.

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Correct

[josh witkowski @jbw1991]

Looks like the name of a Welsh town

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

Man City have lost seven in their last ten games.

That's as many as in their previous 105 matches 🫣

[StatGod Football Tips @statgodtips]

22 stone man chants ‘Peado’ and here are the mascots reaction 😂😂😂

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

The new apprentice at work … they told him to tip emulsion paint over his head for a bet but it was gloss ! wait till he's in car at end.

Idiot

[josh witkowski @jbw1991]

Rashford again ?????

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Your Reds to face Liverpool 💪

#MUFC || #MUNLIV

[josh witkowski @jbw1991]

Hahahahahahah

[David 🇬🇧 @1872David_]

Twitter Heritage

[josh witkowski @jbw1991]

Like playing with 10 men with rashford, shite

[josh witkowski @jbw1991]

He would have been so good 🥲

[Kofi B @TheRealKofiB]

How I’m sleeping tonight knowing that Manchester United play a premier league game tomorrow #mufc

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Welkom, Matthijs! 🤝

We are delighted to announce the signing of @MdeLigt_04 from Bayern Munich ✍️

#MUFC

[josh witkowski @jbw1991]

😂😂😂😂

[Murad Merali @MuradMerali]

Mimi and Josh won!!! The best thing to happen to this season of #loveisland