Jbwilliamz

Welsh Off-Road Triathlon Champion, GB Representative and Yak Attack finisher all undone by being ginger...

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Jesus Christ. American Primeval starts pretty dark, but episode 3 is horrendous.

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Forgot to mention Vine on R2 the other day discussing lobbing dead cats on the wood-burner to save on vet cremation fees.

The UK is FLOURISHING.

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YUUUUUUUUUUUUUURS!!!!

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Why doesn’t Andy Madley just pick the ball up and put it in the net?

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@DiscussingFilm This seems out of his comfort zone. Will be interested to see how it plays out.

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Remember in school you’d make a grass head by growing grass through a pair of tights?

Martin Keown.

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@BBCBreaking I thought Jools Holland played indoors?

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@txrsasser @uncledoomer

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@robharries83 As you say this I’m sat on the M4 which is shut again.

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@Jamiehuwroberts

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Stop flat out lying about cooking times, you bastards. @rice

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Imagine a timeline filled with horrific news, images and videos of various atrocities from around the world with this guy bookending it all.

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@KaneBrides That’s a lot of chickens.

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Still, nice to see Rusty Rockets, 49, is well and thriving.

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Love being 41. Had a bag of kettle crisps at 1pm and I’ve felt like I’m about to go sick or shit myself ever since. Six hours of it. Just cremate me and be done with it.

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@ManUnitedYouth Didn’t Rashford get sent off in Copenhagen for similar?

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@Danny_McMoomins Who’s this? My neck is banjaxed after carrying the youngest on my shoulders over a week on holiday.

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@elisjames @The_Paris_Angel @MarkChevreau Stereophonics at Morfa in 1999. £19.50

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Still haven’t quite recovered after witnessing Tim Lovejoy’s glasses this morning.

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@Danny_McMoomins Did a 10 day MTB race on the Annapurna circuit. Brutal. Turns out I don’t deal with altitude as well as the Nepalese.