jordyn

[jordyn @jbxness]

you ever have too many feelings at one time and the only solution is to take a nap?

[jordyn @jbxness]

I’m not saying I’m a swiftie, but I have hit every single one of my PRs to a Taylor Swift song so……

[jordyn @jbxness]

okay but this entire album is actually incredible, my two worlds are colliding in the most beautiful way

[jordyn @jbxness]

Hardy….. and Jeremy McKinnon…. together…. brilliant 👌🏼🤩

[jordyn @jbxness]

YOU GUYS. my best friends surprised me by booking engagement photos for B and I which is something I wouldn’t have booked for myself and i just cannot believe that I have such amazing people in my life 🥺

[jordyn @jbxness]

@ACass22 this was helpful thank u 💙

[jordyn @jbxness]

someone tell me where I can get super cheap flights to Vegas pls and thanks

[jordyn @jbxness]

@ACass22 not helpful

[jordyn @jbxness]

@MeganDrennan999 just so everyone knows it’s me, I’m the best friend 🥰🥺

[jordyn @jbxness]

I was invited to join a book club this week and I’m a lot more excited about it than I care to admit 📚

[jordyn @jbxness]

10/10 sad that Three Valley Gap doesn’t host weddings. just wanted some cute pics in my dress with some ghosts, is that too much to ask

[jordyn @jbxness]

stumbling over rocks with eyes swollen from crying, just trying to show the camera that I’m now a ✨fiancé✨

[trash jones @jzux]

quitting my job so i can be a bitch full time

[jordyn @jbxness]

I’ve decided I’ll save money in the winter bc I have too many plans for this summer 🤷🏻‍♀️

[jordyn @jbxness]

I cannot believe I used to go 8-12 WEEKS without seeing Bryce and now I get sad when he’s gone for 3 DAYS 🥲

[jordyn @jbxness]

to all my friends who stretched their ears in high school: how’re your earlobes doing? Mine are still trying to devour any cute dainty earring I dare to present 🥲

[jordyn @jbxness]

@chvmeleonwomvn 👀🙋🏻‍♀️

[jordyn @jbxness]

I’m cranky today because my book left me with a cliffhanger and the next in the series doesn’t come out until fkn December

[jordyn @jbxness]

tested this out again today, still holds true

[jordyn @jbxness]

if anyone ever want to see bryce unexplainably annoyed about something: ask him if he’s seen the latest episode of Hudson and Rex 😂

[jordyn @jbxness]

my cats are best buds but under no circumstances do they want me to know that they love each other 😂

[jordyn @jbxness]

today, for the life of me, I could not remember the phonetic alphabet so I told a client “q as in quack”…. I’ll be resigning now, thank u