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what’s a bitch gotta do to get a couple of henchmen these days?

[Gabriele @smokeandmirrors]

Just made this i’m crying

[❤️‍🔥 @jbyrneee]

venn on my diagram until i compare and contrast

[❤️‍🔥 @jbyrneee]

I just entered to win a chance to go to the Get Out the Vote Concert! You can enter here: https://t.co/bPeNUj6Qzw

[hanalia⸆⸉ ia @evermoreguardan]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I've been on my knees change the prophecy COZ I'M A SINGERRRRR and you just watched it happen OH HE LOOKS SO CUTEEE were you sent by someone who wanted me dead YOU motherFUCKer

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

the last thing you see before you & the boys are handed five flower crowns:

[❤️‍🔥 @jbyrneee]

@taylorswift13 said this during press for Red, specifically ATWTV video, where it ends in the girl reading the book she published…. and TTPD is clearly book themed….

WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TAYLOR ??!

[magdalena bay stan acc🍒nt @chaeriplease]

Him: you better not be a cunty exclamation mark when i get there
Me:

[Shannon @shannonpurser]

mama when she finds out I’m a pink pony girl and I dance at the club

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

When usher brings her out at the halftime show

[Pebe Sebert @grannywrapper]

Can I say mother even if I’m her mother…

[❤️‍🔥 @jbyrneee]

“we loved it because of the light now i just sit in the dark” fuck

[erin 🐿❤️‍🔥 @erincuo18]

IM SCREAMING THIS IS SO

[❤️‍🔥 @jbyrneee]

me forgetting that my favorite song is “sweet nothing” then her playing “ i forgot that you existed” is comedy gold

[❤️‍🔥 @jbyrneee]

my august and betty respectively

[swiftie wins @swifferwins]

i wonder how many cats in the world are named august and betty (i know mine are lmao)

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

watching shrek from memory in my head

[ｋ @lawfulspice]

happy easter