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Trump today defending the First Lady of France from Candace Owens, saying he hopes Candace Owens loses a lot of money in the lawsuit, and basically calling Owens ugly.
At the same time calling Tucker Carlson a mentally broken loser.
At the same time saying Alex Jones deserved to lose all of his money for being a loser who says dumb shit and lied about Sandy Hook.
I'm here for it. All of it. Into my veins.
You are conflating preemption with unnecessary...probably stemming for the ridiculous talking point of an "imminent threat" that's been thrown around like candy by the horseshoe wokes
Whether Iran is a threat is not in doubt...no reasonable person would say that after 47 years when they now have enriched uranium, ICBMs and foreign proxy militias numbering 700k soliders throughout the middle east
You may disagree that preemption was necessary, but then you'd have to know every single things that President Trump knows about the situation
And then you have to consider that what he knows is so overwhelmingly problematic that, despite his very clear stance on foreign entanglements, he though we should act preemptively
No, you don't wait for someone to point a gun at you before you act because then it is too late
This is what Trump has done because that is his responsibility as President. He's been very consistent thoughout his life that he opposes stupid/unnecessary wars, but also that Iran is an existential threat that can never have a nuke
So for him to have done this, you can be sure that it's necessary
Let me fix your tweet: The government pasty case against Tyler Robinson is in jeopardy because a whistleblower is willing to come out, testify and tell the truth about what actually happened to Charlie Kirk. Instead of wanting to know actually what happened that day, a bunch of zio dick suckers are crying that their worldview is going to crumb!
Pro tip: If you're being investigated for crimes like pedophilia or leaking classified information, just go on a podcast tour claiming you've had new epiphanies about Israel being behind everything.
It won't end the investigations, but it will convince a bunch of retards that you're a martyr who was "arrested for criticizing Israel."
I don’t know what’s happening, but I do know 50 conservative gatekeepers didn’t all simultaneously have the same epiphany about Israel.
That’s not organic.
And I also think it’s a little strange for people who criticized Islam for the last 25 years to suddenly begin fawning over it.
I normally wouldn’t care so much as I’m a big tent kinda guy, but this all reeks of left-wing psyop bullshit designed to make Republicans lose and, by extension, all our lives worse.
I have friends I’ve known for years suddenly quoting Candace Owens and saying things about the Rothschilds like some schizo who begs for money on the corner.
This is a major problem for the right. This isn’t just some weird, terminally online cult; it’s former MAGA people who, after COVID, distrust the expert class to the point they will believe the most ridiculous nonsense just to spite it.
I’m not sure what to do about it either. Their minds seem made up, they’re over the GOP. They are full-blown accelerationists convinced the only way to fix the country is to burn it down.
I’d be more willing to listen to them if they also didn’t believe Erica Kirk was the reincarnation of a Sumerian demon, or you know, if they had ever heard of Haifa before 6 months ago.
But here we are, plum in the middle of Dumbfuckistan.
Oh well, live by the podcast, die by the podcast I suppose.
See y’all in the gulag!
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