John Christopher

I believe in celebrating diversity, fairness, treating people with respect, the hanging curveball, and quick wet puppy kisses that last 3 hours. 🌊 #Resist

[John Christopher @jc40204]

Democrats: "We seek harm to none and harmony for all."

Retrumplicans: "Hang Mike Pence!!!"

[John Christopher @jc40204]

10 comedies that shaped my humor:
Airplane
Bachelor Party
Revenge of the Nerds
Police Academy
Stripes
Naked Gun
Ace Ventura
Dumb and Dumber
Coming to America
Dazed and Confused

* Bonus
Anything w #JohnCandy
Spaceballs
Splash
✈️✈️, 🚂🚂 & 🚗🚗

[Aimee 🎃 @laimee76]

10 comedies that shaped my humor:
Grandma’s Boy
Clerks
Super Troopers
Shaun of the Dead
Clue
Dodgeball
Young Frankenstein
Naked Gun (OG)
Jumanji (not OG)

[John Christopher @jc40204]

Yep.

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

Pete Alonso should have been a member of the New York Mets for his entire career

[John Christopher @jc40204]

@CoachMarkPope Courtside seats but it'll never happen. 💙🤍🏀

[John Christopher @jc40204]

@TheCinesthetic

[Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus]

The Empire Strikes Back is on, and I realized the AT-AT commander on Hoth is the Guy Who Chose Poorly in The Last Crusade. Then my wife tells me that's the same guy who played Grand Maester Pycelle in Game of Thrones. 🤯

[John Christopher @jc40204]

@Plakata22 Not re-signing Pete was it for me. Big mistake.

[John Christopher @jc40204]

Hey @DKSportsbook & @FanDuel, how much do I need to bet against the Mets for them to end their losing streak and win a game? Do I need to create a @gofundme ?
#LGM #LFGM

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

If I have to pay $7.99 to rent a 30 year-old movie off Amazon when I have a Prime subscription, then we should just reopen Blockbuster. I’d rather have their employees judge my life choices.

[John Christopher @jc40204]

@BleedBlueCasey Beast

[Daniel Hager @DanielHagerOn3]

Now make ‘em watch that for the next 30 years.

[John Christopher @jc40204]

@AndrewStefaniak Healthy players.

[John Christopher @jc40204]

@TheJakeWhite @DanBartels2 If you really think that, you might want to get to know him a little better. Look at his his 162 game average.

[John Christopher @jc40204]

@CBeasmoreSports He stood there and watched Laetner shoot the winning shot. No thanks.

[John Christopher @jc40204]

@JDSHELBURNE And no GM.

[John Christopher @jc40204]

@KySportsRadio Thanks Captain Obvious!

[John Christopher @jc40204]

@LockedOnMets

[John Christopher @jc40204]

@CoachMarkPope @KentuckyMBB @nikebasketball @UKAthletics @DevinBook It's who's in them. 💙🤍

[John Christopher @jc40204]

@softtail65

[John Christopher @jc40204]

@CoachMarkPope "Let's go beat the Cards."
💙🤍🏀

[John Christopher @jc40204]

@AdamSchefter *Barack

[John Christopher @jc40204]

@AdamSchefter So "Barak Obama Stadium" it is then. 🤣