Joanne Mills

[Joanne Mills @jc_mills]

@ginnydmm @murrox

[Anja Human @AnjaWintour]

Seasons come and go, people change, but the one constant is my body’s ability to produce a demonic zit right before an important event.

[Simon @simon_orgill]

Why does all the mosquito repellent smells so kak. Can’t Issey Miyake make a ding for us.

[Joanne Mills @jc_mills]

@TalyaGalasko Sweat 1000 but one must take a personal loan to be a member

[Nathan Baugh @nathanbaugh27]

The most important skill you’ve never been taught:

Storytelling

10 dead-simple tips to make you a better storyteller:

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

You’re never going to own a house, order the avocado toast

[Miss Malice 🦇 @missmaliceSnP]

Just making sure we all remember when Tyra took the girls to Greece and made them pose in a giant Greek salad

[Joanne Mills @jc_mills]

How I Sold EVERY Idea I’ve Ever Had in 1 day https://t.co/XdgiPPnYxk via @YouTube

[Brent Lindeque @BrentLindeque]

So @FlySafair ran a lekker PR campaign today giving away 30,000 tickets for just R8.

Keen to find out if you bagged one?

Also, if you vote Nope, please retweet to see if we can find the 30,000 yups.

Want to see something quick.

[Natalie Mulvaney @NatalieRoos]

The Nairobi real estate market is absolutely DERANGED. This 4 bedroom bungalow is listed at TEN MILLION RAND.

[Talya Galasko @TalyaGalasko]

the worst part about being in a relationship is having to pour a second glass of water when you go to the kitchen to pour yourself one

[Jamie 🪿 @SydneyVonVino]

Woolies will not rest until they’ve added chuckles to every single item they sell

[sean @_s0dapup]

joseph when he found out there was no room at the inn

[bareback contessa @_theekword]

My summer plans The Delta Variant

[Joanne Mills @jc_mills]

@OneDayOnlycoza Hot girl summer starter pack

[Joanne Mills @jc_mills]

Feeling this

[Miss Emma Jude @MissEmmaJude]

@drizzleanddip I really need exercise to stay sane but just can’t bring myself to do home workouts again so insanity it is 😩

[Ricardo Mackenzie MPP🇿🇦 @ricardomackenzi]

We are not bored about the masks! @CyrilRamaphosa

We are bored about 1) corruption 2) poor vaccine strategy 3) terrible national government 4) incompetent cabinet 5) stealing during a pandemic!

These are the things that 😡 us!

#Level4

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Normalize taking a day off work because 'the vibes are off'

[Talya Galasko @TalyaGalasko]

interviewer: where do you see yourself in 30 years?
me: