Johnny smokes a lot

characters in hand.

[Johnny smokes a lot @jcacton35]

Let the words burn through the pages of time.

[TattoosBeardNGuns @DaddyBugsio]

Walking thru Target and saw a very beautiful woman and politely commented on her beauty and make up

She said “Thank You Sir” - in a deep man’s voice….

[TattoosBeardNGuns @DaddyBugsio]

If you wanna know who my inner circle is

Look at my RT’s

[TattoosBeardNGuns @DaddyBugsio]

Betrayal will hurt you, affect you, but will also change you.

Use it to your benefit.

Cut those people out who are on the outer limits of your circle. They don’t deserve your attention.

Find your peace.
Keep your peace.
Thrive in your peace.

[TattoosBeardNGuns @DaddyBugsio]

Let’s go Ole Miss!!!!

DAHUMM !!!

[TattoosBeardNGuns @DaddyBugsio]

In case you haven’t been paying attention

Indiana is for REAL!!!!

DAHUMM !!!!

[TattoosBeardNGuns @DaddyBugsio]

Once I quit being mad

I’ve moved onto cutting you out of my life

[TattoosBeardNGuns @DaddyBugsio]

Tattoo day is upon us… Again…

[TattoosBeardNGuns @DaddyBugsio]

The only way for an addict to stop something

Is to cut it out of their lives

[TattoosBeardNGuns @DaddyBugsio]

Best news I want to hear tomorrow is…

Mike Tomlin and Aaron Rogers are no longer a part of the Steelers organization…

[TattoosBeardNGuns @DaddyBugsio]

As long as you will always fight FOR me, I’ll never leave You*

[TattoosBeardNGuns @DaddyBugsio]

I’ll break your heart

Before I give you a chance to fuck with mine

[Darla @ddsmidt]

Never assume, because something about an ass.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

I don’t know when I have ever seen so many no see ums. Yes, I do mean that both figuratively and literally.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

Well well well, if it isn't the fake bitch who looks better than I do in every single outfit.

*knocks mannequin over*

[Darla @ddsmidt]

My cat just looked at me and hissed for no reason at all. I was like, same girl, same.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

I’m not a germaphobe. Now if I had microscope eyes, I’d probably feel different.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

That car wash was like a Devo song “Get straight, Go forward, Move ahead.”

[Darla @ddsmidt]

It’s like my husband doesn’t even care how much his big old recliner messes up the whole feng shui of our living room.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

Intermittent fasting?
I’m way too hungry for that.