bimbo baggins

[CoopNoop 🇵🇸 @coopnoop16]

Fly has endorsed poop

[hil @plume__]

dreamt you could go into the gas station to buy a picture of yourself pumping gas that they automatically took of every customer, like the polaroid you can buy after a rollercoaster ride

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train

[Nieltown @nieltown]

Heavy is the butt that poops the pant

[Wolf man! @ImSmilingRn]

(the world's worst butler) No

[e @im_real_222]

her as reva

[helena riley @freshhel]

I love being a little stupid it’s so fun..:.it gets dark outside and im like ohhh this happened yesterday too

[aarøn. @ayroned]

playing the national anthem in front of england

[summer 🖕 @salesforcechild]

me to my 4 year old son: i just got off the phone with santa and he is so angry about what you did that i am genuinely afraid for your life. we need to put you in hiding because at this point i think he would even kill me to get to you.

[ghost @myliquidlibrary]

apropos of nothing:

"We can handle one 10,000 person protest, but ten 1,000 person protests throughout the city will overwhelm us."

-Michel Moore, Head Pig of LAPD, November 9, 2020

[Zach Stafford @ZachStafford]

Every Pride parade this weekend should transform itself back to its roots and be a protest. Period.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

"Leave it up to the states" was also the pro-slavery argument in the 1800s.