Golden Soup

I have no idea what’s going on

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

The vibe all day today. Happy 4th, y'all!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Paul Booming🇺🇸🇬🇭 @blakebooming]

Rooting against the US as an American is fucking weird man stop tryna be different

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

“Yeah, it’s called my wife’s cookin’ ”

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

whoever invented strawberry lemonade i love u bitch

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

When I clean my apartment before a date I feel like a corrupt mayor hiding documents ahead of an audit.

[SleeperNHL @SleeperNHL]

John Tortorella’s clothes waiting for him back in Raleigh:

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

We'll send them to you. Might take a few days, though. A little busy.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

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[The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup]

SOUND THE SIREN

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

That may be the last tarp Rod wears until next season 😂

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Your 2025-26 Stanley Cup Champions

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Twenty years later. Just as iconic.

[Golden Soup @jcamiam]

CANES FANS HOW THE FUCK WE FEELING
#soundthesiren

[🏆 - kermit gulag @scullyenjoyer]

trying not to tweet so i don’t get rate limited but bruh 😭😭

[🏆 - jason 🦥🪐 @spongebobsloth]

Bussi you are INSANE

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[Phil @PyrrhicLight]

A Svechnikov AND Canes power play goal??? In this economy???

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Undrafted.
111 AHL Games.
3 Different Organizations.
Waivers.

Oh and 31 regular season wins, fastest goalie to 11 wins, and a winning start in the Stanley Cup Final for Brandon Bussi 🔥

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

THE CAPTAIN JORDAN STAAL DOES IT AGAIN

THIS SERIES IS NUTS