jcaplin

Marketing guy, musician, individual investor, nerd

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@GuitarG71647302 @gibsonguitar 😮

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@GuitarG71647302 I get it, JGG. I miss my furry dear one every day since she crossed the rainbow bridge two-and-a-half years ago. Furry people are the best people.

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@GuitarG71647302 Healing vibes. I know how it feels when your best friend is a little furry person.

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@MartyOqan Closeted Gay husbands.

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@SenateGOP They are not MY enemies, you feckless bunch of lickspittles. I was not petitioned, via my representatives, whether a war on Iran should be declared. This is you and your mentally challenged, expiring autocrat's choice. So yes, I say awesome. And not ironically.

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@IrrationMadness @Matt_Pinner No steam from anywhere — front or back — engine is air cooled.

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@AngelaBelcamino Actually, the first duty of the government is to establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty — it says so right at the beginning of the Constitution.

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@miradasurfs Yes! This is me too. Love that butterscotch finish!

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@otokyo Polo, Cricket, Jai Lai, tennis, golf, rugby, lacrosse, Squash, Quidditch, bowling.

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@Mishi_2210 1050

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@GuitarG71647302 @RGRyan777 @Fender Yup. Hendrix liked them before Marshall. They’re similar to Showman’s? Lots of clean overhead.

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@NancySinatra I miss Uncle Joe. I miss his kindness.

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@krassenstein And the best part is, these MAGA morons seem to not have a clue that the vote is with the states, and the Federal government has no power to pass laws eliminating mail-in voting 🤡

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@trackingdonald @elonmusk And in fact, Cuomo managed to lose the same election twice 😂 FOH back to Westchester, fukface.

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@AngelaBelcamino @elonmusk Now get to the part where you tell everyone that that’s because you presented at your proper registered polling place as a registered voter — and the “registering” part involved proving said ID. Oh, and they also had your signature on file, as well as current address. I’ll wait.

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@elonmusk Because the candidates are listed by party affiliation and Cuomo has no party affiliation. Any past NYC ballot looks the same. FOH back to Texas in a shitty Cybertruck anyway, you feckless moron 🤡

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@GuitarG71647302 I see it too!

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@TheRiftTV @FeelsGuy2003 Guess what 🤡 Free enterprise, you fat phuck. Your employers don’t owe you a living, and can fire you at will; for cause or not. You’re the “master race”, but, somehow, such a dumb loser that you didn’t have a good-sized emergency fund? FOH.

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@charliekirk11 It’s a coin toss alright: heads: you’re a potato-headed idiot; tails: you’re a moronic talking balloon with you’re brain in your ass.

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@JustRockContent My favorite Zep deep cut! A badass riff and Bonzo and JPJ getting more pocket than a pair of cargo pants.