Joe Carney

Manhattan College grad. Working (somewhat) engineer. Colts/Yankees/Rangers fan. I suffer from a severe inability to tan.

[Joe Carney @jcarney21]

@TheClemReport you’d think you would tell the world when you have your own bar in Brooklyn! Holding out on us?!

[Joe Carney @jcarney21]

@k_bart_ I once got turned away from a bar (in December) because my boots too closely resembled work boots. So I’ve seen the stupidity behind this

[Joe Carney @jcarney21]

@joeyregs SEE YOU IN LA IN FEBUARY

[Joe Carney @jcarney21]

@RobbieBarstool Him kicking out of the OWA might actually somehow get a bigger pop than him winning. Gonna be insane regardless

[Joe Carney @jcarney21]

@PFTCommenter A change of scenery for his career, maybe it's one shot Rodgers is willing to take

[Joe Carney @jcarney21]

@AdamSchefter

[Joe Carney @jcarney21]

@joeyregs @barstoolsports we're gonna trade out of the 1st like usual, so I don't think we have any worry about what our team does

[Joe Carney @jcarney21]

Maybe... cover Devonta Smith with anyone, just once?

[Joe Carney @jcarney21]

What the fuck. What the fucking fuck.

[Joe Carney @jcarney21]

I think I was just murdered

[Joe Carney @jcarney21]

Jesus Christ.

[John Hudson @John_Hudson]

Pompeo just now: “There will be a smooth transition to a second Trump administration."

[Captain Kefin Mahon 🍳 @KefinMahon]

So long and fuck off

[Joe Carney @jcarney21]

That was literally the most dishonest thing in the history of American politics. Trump is completely pathetic.

[Joe Carney @jcarney21]

This is gonna be a loooong two weeks

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

During his Arizona rally, President Trump says, "They're getting tired of the pandemic, aren't we? You turn on CNN. That's all they cover. Covid, covid, pandemic. Covid, covid, covid. They're trying to talk people out of voting...People aren't buying it, CNN, you dumb bastards."

[Joe Carney @jcarney21]

Oh so this is how we make America great again. Got it.

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Trump on his supposed immunity from the virus: "I feel so powerful. I'll walk into that audience. I'll walk in there, I'll kiss everyone in that audience." There are cheers. "I'll kiss the guys and the beautiful women...everybody...I'll just give ya a big fat kiss."

[Joe Carney @jcarney21]

Fire JA Happ into the goddamn sun

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

There are many stars in this league. There are few icons.

Number 30, from Åre, Sweden, Henrik Lundqvist: You always have been, and always will be, a Ranger.

[Joe Carney @jcarney21]

Chris Wallace is taking absolutely no shit in this debate #Debates2020

[Joe Carney @jcarney21]

TEXAS IS BACK! ...AGAIN!