Joseph Carter

Everton FC and Miami Dolphins fan

[Joseph Carter @jcarte14]

#DescribeObamaInOneWord Disappointing. Don't get me wrong, I like him more than Romney, but he still hasn't fulfilled his promises.

[Joseph Carter @jcarte14]

Request an invite to KYCK! http://t.co/fjsLw9XO

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Quantum physics theorizes a particle can occupy two positions at once. Mitt Romney proves it. He is the Heisenberg Uncertainty Candidate.

[Mirror Football @MirrorFootball]

Cruel... but funny RT @connaugh90: Just found footage of David De Gea playing in goal aged 5 ... http://t.co/zsbpmxth

[Cesco @londonandreams]

This whole "Page 17 of 366" trending tweet garbage will probably end on February 1 when the addition becomes too complex for people.

[Michael Moore @MMFlint]

Nope @hbazzi13: @MMFlint Its been almost 24 hrs since The Alien&Sedition Acts-oops, I mean the NDAA was signed. They haven't arrested u yet?

[Tom Todhunter @tdhntr]

Isn't a Michael Carrick goal one of the harbingers of the apocolypse?

[Tom Todhunter @tdhntr]

New respect for Justin Bieber. In response to "you're left footed?" he said "you're neither footed, right?" to Torres. http://t.co/nrL1RjPd

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

My day has been so awful I keep looking around to see if Nicolas Cage is in it.

[Joseph Carter @jcarte14]

@JHaynes8 Haha, #footballmemories November 6 2011. Reebok Stadium. Bolton 5-0 Stoke City. Just sayin'. :)

[Mirror Football @MirrorFootball]

GOAL! Wales 4-1 Norway - Vokes sweeps in his second in two minutes. Best Welsh finish since Imogen Thomas... [CUT FOR LEGAL REASONS]

[herculez gomez @herculezg]

Word to the wise: You're never as good as they say and you're never as bad. #equilibrium

[herculez gomez @herculezg]

RT @Lucas_Cydrus @herculezg you've been scoring lately right? Why haven't you gotten a call?<~my Mom calls me all the time #special

[Joseph Carter @jcarte14]

@thelindsayellis For me it's Tennessee and Atlanta. lol

[Joseph Carter @jcarte14]

#bbcfootball This is the worst Liverpool have looked since Daglish came back. Disgraceful, imo.

[Tim Cahill AO @Tim_Cahill]

The atmosphere and togetherness on and off the pitch is wat makes our club special.Thanks to everyone who flew the blue flag today#priceless

[QuotableBuffy @QuotableBuffy]

How I know Joss Whedon didn't write CSI? If he did, Sara Sidle would've died in the desert just so we could watch Grissom go through hell...

[Joseph Carter @jcarte14]

@SoccerInsider RT To break out of its home funk and replicate away mentality, #DCU stayed at a Crystal City hotel last night

[Nik @NikFTime]

Cowboys and Aliens feels a bit muddled at times and predictable at others. Overall...eh. Not a bad movie, certainly, just wasted potential.