Jackson Carter

Uncouth

[WizardsMuse @WizardsMuse1]

jameis and mariota starting qbs in the same division in 2026 😭✌️

[2026 Tennessee Titans Enthusiast @traviebird00]

How it feels watching the Tennessee Titans play football every year https://t.co/rs5116UiA9

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

A Dollar General employee putting out their cigarette to come in and ring you up is a great sign of respect in their culture.

[teoteo @te0_dwg]

Así me siento cuando digo algo y todos se ríen

[Rick Cumberland, JD @depressedtuffy]

I wish I had classes in 3 weeks…

#40moreyears

[retard girl (menthol enthusiast) @freewavebitch]

Being schizophrenic but the only voices you hear are migos adlibs

[JD Rockwell, Jr. @JDRockwellJr]

Anti-Greek life attitudes from colleges in the 2000s onward is a good example of this. God forbid a bunch of young white guys who are about to staff out the professional class of the country in 2-4 years have a good time. It's all so tiresome.

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

I saw two "dwarfs" (MIDGETS WE USED TO CALL THEM) at the
Wal-Mart. They were holding hands,,boy dwarf & girl dwarf..married! Fascinating. I looked in their cart (pushing from below,,adorable.)..all normal people food. They had Doritos,, imagine that!

[. @normie_account]

And then one day, for no reason at all, people voted Hitler into power

[Blake Denning @denning63]

We need a slur for people taking forever to buy scratch-off tickets at the gas station when you’re in a rush..

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[toxic king @toxicking]

Please take care of yourself, we got a lot of dumb bitches going into nursing

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[wanye @xwanyex]

People watching Superbad in the future will be like, “there are three kids named Mohammed in my class, I don’t get it”

[𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 💎🐾 @wanted4mogging]

there is someone out there who genuinely thinks weighing his meal prep to the gram and getting 10k steps a day is going to make someone love him