Joe Cassano

“I’d rather drown than lose to you”

[Hawkeye Football @HawkeyeFootball]

✌️

#Hawkeyes

[m @msnetik]

Unless we can put on the best talent show this town has ever seen

[cory @coolmathgame_]

pilot: we’ll be landing shortly

passengers: ok

pilot: on the moon

passengers: what

pilot: i went too high

[Joe Cassano @JCassanova5]

@blumenfeld Happy birthday, Soupy Caboose! Enjoy the day 🎉 @rejectedjokes

[Joe Cassano @JCassanova5]

@CryptoVonDoom @OddballClubNFT 0xfea31016bd0c4b9cdfb8b683e39901cc99b1ed93
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[The Oddball Club @OddballClubNFT]

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[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

To @ARizzo44, the heart and soul of the greatest Cubs team of all time.

For all you’ve done on the field and for all you do off it.

Thank you. #TeamRizzo

[Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life]

me, to shovel salesman: [at a shovel store] how’s this do with like dirt & stuff?

shovel salesman: i’m not gonna bullshit you it’s pretty good

[James @CaucasianJames]

*brushes teeth*

*hits the hay*

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

“do you want the good news or the bad news first?” buddy no news is worse than finding out i have to make a decision

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Inventor of the refrigerator: one frigeration simply is is not enough

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

there are plants