Jacob Barton

Get to da choppa and vatch da wrestling vis me!

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Music and words are mine

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End of Empire Conference - Day 1 Opening Keynote Chris Hedges https://t.co/EU9LHsgcIA via @YouTube

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@maddiemania_ No one needs to try 😂

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@Bickley_Marotta Depends on if I’m fooling myself into thinking I’ll only eat half 😂

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@Bickley_Marotta The offensive line seems much more aggressive on the run, but the defense is still shaky. The Rams are so depleted we can’t draw any real conclusions. Basically preseason with the 1s on defense going against the 2s on offense.

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@Bickley_Marotta Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. (Throw some ground balls? No) Give up some leads - it's more democratic.

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@Bickley_Marotta Pat Tillman. The vibe was legendary.

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@Mythical @MythicalChef the AZ Cardinals have a cotton candy burrito. Ball’s in your court.

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@Gambo987 Thank you, he didn’t seem hurt and I was afraid they traded him 🤪

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@Gambo987 what’s up with Walker?

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@Mythical My daughter will randomly point at an eighteen wheeler and say “I bet that’s full of dead bodies”

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@BirdmanofAZ Larry Centers

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@Gambo987 Nobody needs to be blinded by my mayonnaise complexion 😂

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@Bickley_Marotta Starting pitchers get and stay healthy

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I think the hate being thrown about mistakes at #MITB shows how good they are on a regular basis. #WWE athletes aren’t perfect but we’ve come to expect that. While I don’t think it was their best, I was still very entertained and impressed 🤲🏻

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@SarahSpain This is the stuff I wish I had time to waste on 😂

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@TennisChannel your “commentators” need to apologize for openly saying Shnaider was faking an injury. They are seriously why I have a hard time watching…