James Everard

[James Everard @JCbeermat]

Hi @outlier_ai_ - I’ve got a problem. I’ve been working for you for several weeks, but I haven’t been paid. No incoming payments. I lodged a support ticket via your chatbot, it said you would try to reply within 24hrs. That was 4 days ago, and I’ve heard nothing. Please help!

[James Everard @JCbeermat]

The Barbican in York now won’t let people leave the venue during the interval. Am I technically a hostage?

[James Everard @JCbeermat]

@markpentler Hey fella!

[James Everard @JCbeermat]

@MrWishart Hiya! I haven't this year fella, having a year out and up enjoying the sights and sounds! Back performing next year no doubt!

[Sir Dickie Benson @SirDickieBenson]

.@jedns @billylowther @CB_Gillespie @BernFleck @JCbeermat and @JohnnyFMonotone en route to the Black Swan tonight in #York to @MakeAWishUK

[James Everard @JCbeermat]

An inquisitive mind is never idle #ThoughtForTheDay

[James Everard @JCbeermat]

Wonder if the Queen had Angela Merkel knickers to go with her EU hat? #QueensSpeech

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

This is our day. Our time. Our chance. Today, let's come together and #VoteLabour to transform Britain #ForTheMany, not the few. #GE2017

[Johnny Vegas @JohnnyVegasReal]

My Dad died March 2017, if not for @NHSEngland he'd have gone 2002. Vote @UKLabour vote @jeremycorbyn
Don't let @Conservatives bury our NHS

[James Everard @JCbeermat]

Another embarrassing defeat in the courts, Theresa? #Strong #Stable https://t.co/MQjiAkwXVz

[James Everard @JCbeermat]

BBC say they'll replace #MayOut with empty chair if she refuses election head-to-head. It'll still get more screen time than Corbyn

[James Everard @JCbeermat]

Turns out the #Brexit vote was fixed! Goodbye #Remoanvers, hello #unbeLEAVERs! #MayOut https://t.co/enr2islZTu

[James Everard @JCbeermat]

Accept the result of the election @paulnuttallukip, you SORE LOSER! #UKIP #stokebyelection

[James Everard @JCbeermat]

I think it's about time Black Mirror was renamed simply Mirror

[James Everard @JCbeermat]

READERS - Want Donald #Trump's new book now? Simply read Mein Kampf, replacing the word "Jew" with the word "Muslim" @TwopTwips

[James Everard @JCbeermat]

There appears to be acts of terror being inflicted on Muslims in the US: Are you concerned, @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/r4m4calXiL

[Comedy Cellar at Verve @ComedyCellarV]

TONITE! @AlistairGreaves intros @JimBayes, @jedns, @montysrants, @JCbeermat, @AndyWoolston and more! Doors 8, show 8.30. #FreeInLeeds

[James Everard @JCbeermat]

When Marco Fu played Judd Trump in the #snooker last week, the scoreboard would've read "F.U. Trump". The US seems snookered now! #Trump

[James Everard @JCbeermat]

"WHAT?!? They've sworn #Trump in? Sod it, I'm off back in!" #Inauguration #avalanche

[Comedy Cellar at Verve @ComedyCellarV]

TONIGHT - MC Tom Little intros @adamblaizelives @hannahtheplatt @MaxieEverard @JCbeermat + MORE! Doors 8pm, show 8.30 #FreeEntry #Leeds