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Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
Semi-amateur demotivational speaker and wheelie bin enthusiast from North Stainley.
Joined January 2012
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Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
almost 11 years ago
People often ask me where I get my material from. Mainly charity shops.
Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
almost 11 years ago
Today I was asked to leave a restaurant because they thought I had no way of paying. I was very offended. I was... http://t.co/OwEfVvMc8T
Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
almost 11 years ago
Hello. This is my new page. I had to make it as Facebook didn't think I was real, like the Bin Fairy. The Bin... http://t.co/kf8DDh1baN
Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
over 11 years ago
It's either getting darker earlier or I am getting up later. My watch is broken so we will never know.
Who to follow
Sean Turner Comic
@turnerthecomic
I'm a comedian and actor UK https://t.co/RLyxXCEsxJ
Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
over 11 years ago
It's been a while. I would ask how you are but we both know the answer to that don't we.
Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
almost 12 years ago
It's too hot today. It smells like someone died in my shed. They didn't. The doctors said they would live. I was cleared of all wrongdoing.
Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
almost 12 years ago
Hello. How are you? I am fine. Who lives in a house like this? If you, give me a wave.
Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
almost 12 years ago
RT @sebbloomfield: Belated
#ff
invitation for new
#BloomComCol
members
@JustLikeLew
@LiberteNoir
@PeakeTheGeek
@TheFrankAstaire
&
@mrshyiam
Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
almost 12 years ago
My thought for the day: Judge not lest ye be judged. Unless you are a judge. Though making unpopular judgements will make people judge you.
Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
almost 12 years ago
People ask what qualifies me to be a Messiah. What qualifies anyone? Nothing. From nothing we come and to nothing we return. Silence Is. *_*
Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
almost 12 years ago
My children, for today's Monatonism lesson let us read from Monotone's first letter to the district council. 1:1 "To whom it may concern..."
Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
almost 12 years ago
By the way, for those of you who missed the message, I am the messiah now. Just so you know. *_*
Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
almost 12 years ago
I am currently in Market Harborough as a guest of Ship of Fools. I am going to to convert the masses to Monotanism. Watch this space *_*
Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
almost 12 years ago
I have moved sheds recently and now live with a lovely family of bikes. I'm joking. Bikes are quite spiteful. Moved sheds though *_*
Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
over 12 years ago
EGBDF. Unless they are allergic to fudge. No boy deserves to be force-fed something they are allergic to. Even if they have been good. *_*
Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
over 12 years ago
My favorite acronym is SSAEDB. Successful Stockbrokers Always Eat Divestive Biscuits. It's both poignant and true.
Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
over 12 years ago
Fact of the day: The word ACRONYM is actually an acronym. It stands for Always CRONYM. I try my best to but it's not always possible.
Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
over 12 years ago
In the park today, talking to strangers. I like to think I make a difference to the day of every jogger. I certainly make them run faster.
Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
over 12 years ago
Hello. I am at this tonight: https://t.co/iqjalyKsM6. It's in Manchester. This happened in Manchester: http://t.co/P7uJv2W82O. Be there.
Johnny F. Monotone
@JohnnyFMonotone
over 12 years ago
If you're in Newcastle on the 9th we have something in common. I will be too. At this. https://t.co/EP9kjeERG7. You should come to this *_*
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