THE BRDSHW

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[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Sometimes, you'll cut ties with people for no reason other than the fact that you realize you simply don't like the way that you feel around them (and vice versa). Neither side has to do something wrong in order to decide some people just aren't meant to be in your life for long.

[Chill Vibes @ChiIIVlbes]

Just a reminder:

Don't be the selfish idiot to take away someone's everything tonight (child, mom, dad, wife, husband, brother, sister, etc) because you drink and drive.

[Chill Vibes @ChiIIVlbes]

i need to do a facemask but for my soul lol

[THE BRDSHW @jcbparris]

I think a real talent is tying your shoes while your dog is basically doing everything it can to stop you.

[Ballplayer Network @Ballplayerntwrk]

In little league, some kids would start crying in the on-deck circle when they saw how fast Justin Verlander threw

[Hippie Sabotage @HippieSabotage]

Lovely.

[THE BRDSHW @jcbparris]

@rileypee7 You do look like you’re in desperate need of leadership..

[Rye @midwestmantid]

@jcbparris https://t.co/4cPUpsivLv

[FC @itssosfrvrlegit]

Wait what ..... ya mama let you open 3 different boxes of cereal https://t.co/JKcaG8Gwuv

[THE BRDSHW @jcbparris]

Me at Starbucks: Could I have a minute?

Starbucks Employee: Sure! Minutes are free here at Starbucks!

Me: Do you guys have a phone plan?

#theydidnthaveaphoneplan

[THE BRDSHW @jcbparris]

Also, if you pick up a smaller dog in the dark while it is running away from you, there is a chance it will throw up.. be prepared.

[THE BRDSHW @jcbparris]

If you remove your shoe, watch for debris falling out of the shoe because your dog will eat it... whatever it is.. #thatsgross

[THE BRDSHW @jcbparris]

If you ever decide to put chocolate syrup in a bottle of Pepsi.. hold it over the sink lol

[THE BRDSHW @jcbparris]

Do you ever have a day where you’re feeling overwhelmed and a little down? Call your grandparents or parents or whoever you haven’t talked to in awhile. It’ll make you feel better. #granparents

[THE BRDSHW @jcbparris]

I just realized that when you drink Budweiser you’re supposed to leave the tab up so that the can has a crown! #Royalty #Budweiser #KingOfBeers👌🏼🍺🇺🇸🤴🏻

[THE BRDSHW @jcbparris]

Get you somebody that will care for you when you’re 70 and need it most. #UnconditionalLove