Jacob Semler

My opinions are not my own.

[Jacob Semler @jcbsemler]

@jackiebandz How else is anyone supposed to know I lift, bro?

[An0maly @LegendaryEnergy]

Better than new Eminem in my opinion

[cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle]

I might not make the playoffs after this week but I had the most points for and almost the highest in points against so it’s nothing I did wrong it just means I had the worst luck in the league and if I had any other schedule I’d probably be taking home the championship for sure

[Pizza My Mind, CPA @pizza_my_mind1]

Me watching 5 year old me choose the bears as my favorite team

[mark normand @marknorm]

Ironically, Tony Hinchcliffe could use a good PR person

[Dave Kluge @DaveKluge]

Nepotism is ruining the NFL. The Bears’ starting running back this year has been horrendous and only has a job because his sister is dating Travis Kelce.

[Jamie @JamieIs4PF]

You'd be in jail for beating your wife and breaking your son's arm lol

[Alex Nùnez @AlexNoonan6]

Their homework apparently

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Who made this 💀

[C. Sandbatch @CSandbatch]

It's tempting to think this says something profound about video games but really it says around half of women are pretty open about not liking anything men do.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Some friends like that. 😂

[kyle @Ky1eLong]

So much democracy to spread

[Jacob Semler @jcbsemler]

I finally blocked Daily Loud.

[Jacob Semler @jcbsemler]

@realstewpeters Yeah, I’m sure polio would be much more pleasant than this.

[Jacob Semler @jcbsemler]

@GRRMspeaking The irony of this tweet.