jason costello flan account

jason costello fan account. he/him

[jason costello flan account @jcfanacct]

old economist: (holds up a piece of paper with “EMPLOYER” written on it) “what does this say?

me: monopsonist

economist (to underpaid research assistant): tase him again

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

This story has been done to death

[WILD SPICY🔥 @OhFuckYeahBud82]

If it was me out there #different

[الزوجة الثالثة للشيخ ايرنيستو غيفارا رحمه الله ☭ @CheOniichan]

When the class war erupts we will be sparing Lawrence Kansas these are our comrades

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON.

[mlk 🇩🇿 @Schnapperlol]

I am publicly announcing that from this day on Lawrence, Kansas is my American city, I am supporting all of their sports franchises and any Lawrencian is now my friend

[Chowder @KristiChowder]

Everyone always makes such a big deal out of Pikachu but nobody cares about Raichu

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

Watching Victor Wembanyama

[WH @hastifliche]

My kid just showed me a poem in which he'd referred to the ocean as 'a world-broad span of spumed and risen brine.' He's only six so I obviously let him down as gently as I could -- told him it was charming enough on first exposure but ultimately paltry and derivative.

[jenneth goulet @kennyroysgrammy]

“I can see why my spy compared this performance to his turn as Frank T.J. Mackey in MAGNOLIA.”

[jason costello flan account @jcfanacct]

@anannoyedtexan @yhdistyminen Lol

[jason costello flan account @jcfanacct]

@coryfromphilly @TheOmniZaddy You’ve mentioned the deed having your name a couple times. What gives this random slip of paper any authority? If I provide my own slip of paper saying I own your land, does that make it mine?

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

This song is awesome

[tuna @Art_hropod]

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

"A 2nd Trump term wouldn't be that bad" mfs when a few days in they see every digital billboard in Times Square switch to broadcasting Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell's live coordinates with the caption "RUN WHITE BOY RUN"

[Matt Ferrari @MatthewFerrari]

#WasteHisTime2026

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Guy who is friends with the protagonists of a Final Destination movie but not directly involved in the plot: "That's right, boss, my 8th funeral this month. He fell into the sea lion enclosure at the zoo after being hit by a runaway ice cream cart. Yes, I know I used all my PTO."