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tweeting

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Dr Bronner, visibly drunk: and tell ‘em you can brush your teeth with it

[jff @jcffrey]

@ChrisVannini that’s been planned for years it’s meant to deconsolidate the league u lil jester

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Therein lies the problem shawty

[. @playboicarti]

what time santa come...

[jff @jcffrey]

The year is 1840. I’m shouting from the rooftops that if Jesus was to return, he would return as a steam powered locomotive. Jesus was born of a virgin mother. What’s more virgin than 7,000,000lbs of towing capacity??

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Joe Rogan: "Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? AI could absolutely return as Jesus."

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

“You can always spot Americans in foreign countries”

Yeah man you blend right in at Yellowstone with your child’s medium Armani Exchange shirt, skin tight capri length jorts, and Pumas

[Angel Reese @Reese10Angel]

we in indy but it feel like miami LMFAOOO

[jff @jcffrey]

@pleasuresystems choosing between Alex G and alex_g_offline <<<

[jff @jcffrey]

@elonmusk i’ve had notifications off off for 14 years and i get them for your shitty tweets. it’s almost like you’re manipulating the platform and degrading user experience

[jff @jcffrey]

i look like i’m bout to do it to em and you still slandered me

[Alex @WhoisDreamy]

. #handsomeguysagainstabortion

[jff @jcffrey]

@siiilage ngl the organic ultra pasteurized tastes the best

[jff @jcffrey]

what was i on

[jff @jcffrey]

catch me in the club drinking vanilla soymilk with no gmo's

[jff @jcffrey]

@elonmusk they’re making it in Philly bro 😭😭

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

On the route we all fam

[jff @jcffrey]

@biscuittts he’s goat of the past 3 years

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I think im addicted to falling back and observing

[jff @jcffrey]

i haven't seen a bass pro shops hat in a few months i can see light at the end of the tunnel