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[Dexerto Esports @DexertoEsports]

The only patch notes we want to see in tonight's update:

[SeaweedTea Drinker @BlondieAtlanta]

Somebody found this Corgi puppy laid out in a shop surrounded by claret. They thought he'd been attacked and was hurt and bleeding...

It turns out he'd eaten and entire jar of Jam and passed out on the floor in a sugar crash...😂😂😂

[Kiko Pangilinan @kikopangilinan]

This is incompetence, plain and simple.

This best explains why ours is the worst performing gov't Covid response in the Asean and the rest of the Western Pacific region.

[OpTic Scump @scump]

ITS MY YEAR

[Uno @jcgneri]

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[Pia Ranada @piaranada]

Duterte spews lies, threats against Robredo over typhoon response https://t.co/s4QEMfznKW

[alessandra de rossi @msderossi]

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.

-Stanley Baldwin

[Karen Davila @iamkarendavila]

Walang kumpetisyon sa pagtulong.

[risa hontiveros @risahontiveros]

Lumalakad siya kung saan may mga victim-survivors, umuuwi siya sa mga taong tinutulungan niya, kaya tumatagal siya sa aming mga puso. 💜 Kung pati yan, iniintriga niyo, dahil misogynist kayo.

[Jodesz Gavilan @jodeszgavilan]

Let me get this straight... The President feels insulted that the Vice President, the second highest government official, is helping out citizens affected by the disaster. There is a crisis and yet the fragile male ego is at the front and center of this madness.

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@seangarchi Eyy Start Up hahaha